mine is "i thought you were a broom, the way you swept me off me feet"
2007-06-08 15:43:00 · 20 answers · asked by IMalive 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im no fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock
can you help me with my math? lets add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply!
do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by you again?
do you have sex with strangers? (no). in that case, my name is Danny!
2007-06-08 15:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by danny 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.
I'm conducting a field test to see how many women have pierced nipples...
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
2007-06-08 22:54:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you have the 2 most beautiful children I have ever seen. How many more kids are you going to have? (wink, wink) this after my kids wearing T- shirts that say R.I.P. momma and mine says R.I.P. baby - momma.
LOL
2007-06-09 08:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow baby are u an angel cause i think i just died and gone to heaven. Where's your twin cause i'll have sex with her just to not mess up your figure. OOOO yea if your right leg was christmas and your left was valentines can i get in between the holidays.
2007-06-08 22:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My place or yours?
2007-06-09 00:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married 16 years...my favorite is "are the kids home yet?" wink wink
2007-06-08 22:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Leg is the noun of the day, lets go back to my place and spread the word"...not really but thought it was funny i still love "Whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
2007-06-08 22:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
2007-06-08 22:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by spitonapit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I like the crappy kind
"We must be in a desert, 'cause it's getting hot out here"
"Get some water cause your SMOKIN!"
and my Fav "We must be in a building, cause your sexy."
2007-06-08 22:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by semajjelin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi, I'm extremely wealthy.
2007-06-08 22:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by thresher 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋