2007-06-08 15:40:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Danny, you have issues... seek help...quickly
2007-06-08 15:46:10 · update #1
Well, I'd like to say I'd pick you, but if I picked you, that would slowly kill you. So that's out!
I'd plant you in a garden in my yard. I'd put you in a sunny but slightly shaded spot, because I think you'd be a flower that would benefit best from partial sunlight. Then, I'd water you regularly, and pull weeds from around you so that you don't get choked out. I'd also make sure to plant you in moist, vitamin rich soil so you may have a comfortable fulfilling flower life.
I'd also make sure my dog didn't poop on you. That might be kind of bad.
Then, during the winter, I'd pot you and bring you inside so you wouldn't have to suffer from the cold. I'd place you near a window for adequate sunlight.
I'd water you every day and say, "Good morning my amusing flower."
2007-06-08 16:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would let nature take its course. You have grown so beautifully on your own that I wouldn't want to change a thing. I would sit down in the grass and admire you. Then stand back against the fence smiling while all of the other admirers came to ooooo and ahhhhh. I'd check on you each morning; I'd talk to you each day; I'd sit with you at night time and think under the same moon and stars. I would worry about you..... just because it's my nature. But I would have faith in your roots and know that your strength would sustain you. I would probably take a picture of you..... one to keep with me as you leave to go away in the fall and winter. Time and distance can be so hard. But being the "perennial" optimist, I would know you would be back in the spring with new life ..... new growth... and new fibrance. And again........ I'd find myself in awe of nature.
2007-06-09 01:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick off your petals and rub your pollen into another flower hoping to successfully create a new breed.
2007-06-08 15:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'd gently pluck/clip you, put you in a vase with water and put you near the window...
2007-06-08 15:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by humblepie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put you in a vase with water.
2007-06-08 15:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriela Z 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I might use you to decorate my silly string treehouse, let me check with the goat....
2007-06-08 15:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would dry you and keep you in a book. This way you'd last longer.
2007-06-08 15:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by Noona 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put you in a vase of vvater and never let you wilt. :]
2007-06-08 15:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by k-ma; <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put u in a vase.
2007-06-08 15:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by Diamond Diva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give you to a beautiful lady..
2007-06-08 15:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋