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1. (Without You) What Do I Do With Me?
2. All I Have To Offer Is Love
3. Come On Honey
4. Delta Dawn
5. Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You!

2007-06-08 15:40:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

The noon stage was just getting into town.....It was 2p.m.!!
(4.) Delta Dawn had been traveling all day and she was tired.
As she was getting out of the coach, she took a look around........"So this is the famed Dodge City:"
http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/Far-west-old/Dodge_City-Front_Street1870.jpg
Delta: "Doesn't seem so exciting to me." And then THREE things happened that changed her mind in a hurry!!
1. A cowboy was sitting outside the General Store singing the craziest song she'd ever heard:
♫ " (2.) All I Have To Offer (you) Is Love. Shower you with stars from above.
Just let me hug you sweety. My name is Conway Twitty .......♫"
Conway stopped singing when he saw Delta Dawn ......"Hello.......... darlin.' "
http://www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/t/Twitty/twitty_hellodarlin.jpg

2. Then she heard gunshots! Rusty Crowell lost his temper with the hotel clerk and started shooting out the windows of The Dodge House:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bazusa/327505779/

3. And the THIRD thing she saw was none other than Matt Dillon, U.S.Marshal.........And oh what a sight he was. Without ever drawing his gun, he was able to calm Rusty down and return law and order to the town:
http://www.yoganandadisciple.com/images/james-arness_portrait.gif

Delta tripped on the last step from the stage, she was so awestruck by him. Matt came over to the stagecoach to personally welcome the new arrivals.....Delta couldn't take her eyes off of him: http://cayman.globat.com/~trademarksnet.com/GUNSMOKE/GunsmokeTGAW/Marks-Stuff/Gunsmoke/corbett.jpg
As was usually the case, Miss Kitty Russell, Matt's former girlfriend, was observing all activities from the swinging doors of the LongBranch Saloon....her establishment. Since Matt had left her for Sunshine MacGillicutty, she welcomed any and all women to make a play for him. She wanted nothing more than for his NEW girlfriend to go through the tormet that she was presently experiencing.
Kitty mused to herself:" (3.) Come On Honey. Make a play for him! He's hot and you KNOW it!! What's stopping you?!"

Delta looked up at Matt....."I sure do hope you don't have a twin, Marshal. I (5.) Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You!" Matt smiled briefly and then mounted his horse.
Festus yelled out to him....."Where you off to, Matthew?"
Matt:" I'm riding out to the farm. Time to see my honey."
Kitty dropped her head to her chest....."Is there NO ONE who can steal him from that "Sunny Side Up Moron??!!"
She watched as Matt rode off........"Oh, Matt......
(1.) (Without You) What Do I Do With Me?" She pondered this thought for a moment."Oh, what the hell....... I guess I'll get drunk."
Delta just couldn't believe her eyes. She knew she was pretty. She knew she was capable of getting any man she wanted. What she DIDN'T know was that Matt was an honorable man.
He wouldn't think of flirting with anyone.....Anyone , that is, but his SunnyMac.

When he reached Sunshine's little farm, he saw her down by the lake.:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrhayata/253358247/
He smiled warmly. Here was his love. She never needed to do anything to garner his attention. He simply....... loved her.
As he neared her, she turned around. She took off her hat, shook out her hair and greeted him with the smile that he lived for.
Sunshine: "BABY!!! I'm so happy to see you!"
http://www.bassetlaw-pct.nhs.uk/gdp/images/smiling_woman.png
Matt sat next to her. She asked about his day. He told her of the brazen hussy. Sunshine smiled....."Truth be known, I don't blame her, Matt." She kissed him on the neck. "You know.....A fancy woman like that probably is very alluring. She may have alot to give you. (2.) All I Have To Offer Is Love."
Matt looked into her eyes......."That's all I'll ever want,SunnyMac."
http://www.fotosearch.de/comp/EYW/EYW152/cou_028.jpg

2007-06-08 17:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 6 0

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