Need a good republican corn recipe. Please?

Question

Is cream style corn better for republicans as its is a prechewed, nearly vomited byproduct of actual corn?

Answer 1

Might be, and after it comes out as excrement you can
have a dinner party for you liberal friends.

Answer 2

Sure, and socialists (not democrats, just the socialists who have invaded and taken over my party) like genetically engineered corn with all the kernels the same size and same color, executing all the different ones or putting them into camps where the insides of the big, rich ones are taken out and stuffed into the small, poor ones to make them all equal, but only after they kill all the corn plants that are too tall, too good tasting, too green, too good in any way, so the other corn plants are all equal.

Never make a joke so general that you can't substitute the opposite group for the one you used.

I hate this bickering. When I see a republican, I see a fellow citizen I may disagree with. I don't join the nasty, seditious, name-calling I despise by doing the same thing myself. Note it is the behavior I despise, not the person.

They should keep speaking up. That just makes America stronger. Free speech rules.

Answer 3

Actually Ann Coultier works for the American Corn Board. All she does is walk into a room full of husked corn and it will shrivel/explode/shriek on its own.

Answer 4

yeah, and don't forget the paper napkins with Michael Moore's face on them.

Answer 5

Are you always pointless and boring? I can't wait till school starts again.

Answer 6

Dont forget to add baby blood!

Answer 7

Don't quit your day job.

Answer 8

LMAO!! gross!! I like!!