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If you could choose a funny bumper sticker for your car... what would it be??

2007-06-08 14:29:11 · 11 answers · asked by aRiAdNa 2 in Cars & Transportation Other - Cars & Transportation

11 answers

THE ONLY BUSH I TRUST IS MY OWN!!!

2007-06-08 14:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by riverwooddude 2 · 1 1

Don't laugh, it's paid for and get 37mpg.

Horn blows, how about the driver.

Turn signals were optional with new car

It's a Two-Stroker, not burning oil

Fix it..........turn the radio up louder

Shocks aren't bad, there's something go on

Land yacht needs anchor

One minute Reloading

2007-06-08 14:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by LifeRyder 4 · 0 0

a picture of a civic with my rear diff thru the windshield because they tailgated me.

the one i have on my window right now says "Alaskans for global warming"

i might make one that says "Only Homos use political bumper stickers" it would say fags, but dikes do it too.

2007-06-08 14:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Al Gore for compost.

Watch my *** not hers.

My other car is a Stryker.

Warning: Frenchman on board

If you can read this and you're a cute brunette, pass me and give me your number.

I passed you because you drive too damn slow.

Before you fishtail me turn on your friggin' turn signal!

I brake for brunettes.

I don't brake for democrats.

Democrat in trunk.

My carma ran over your dogma

Stop driving at warp -400

I could go on and on...

2007-06-08 14:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Happiness is seeing you mother in laws picture on a milk carton. had one like that .even mother in law laughed at it

2007-06-09 08:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by charliecoesr 2 · 0 0

My all-time favorite...
"The Moral Majority is Neither"

2007-06-08 14:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

seen on the tailgate of a new chevy truck-(silly boys trucks are for girls)

2007-06-08 14:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 0 1

mine says stop global whinning

2007-06-08 17:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by Who Dat ? 7 · 0 0

God drinks and drives too

2007-06-08 14:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Stephen 2 · 0 0

Practice safe sex!!! No Bush or Dick!!!

2007-06-08 14:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jack O 6 · 0 1

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