2007-06-08 14:10:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol...first start off by saying you love her and she is an awesome mother and to not take this too personally...then while she is still in the moment quickly spill out "you smell like spoiled curdling milk!!" here is a conversation of what the conversation might be like:
you:hey mom?
mom:yes dear?
you:you know how i love you and all...right?
mom:yes, yes...
you:and don't take this too personally PLEASE!?
mom:alright. i love you too.
mom: wait WHAT DID YOU DO?
you:nothing
you:first of all you are an awesome mother...
mom:oh thank you hon--
you:you smell like spoiled curdling milk!
mom:oh thank you honey--wait-WHAT?
you:(run up stairs or race to your car--she will never be able to catch up to you that fast if she could be that old...)
2007-06-08 14:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mom... you know how you nursed me? Well I know that I'm a SPOILED daughter but you smell.
sorry kiddo.. but if that is all you have to say about your mother then I have nothing more to say than the above. Spoiled is a word for you.
2007-06-08 14:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by mosaic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save a bottle of rotten milk. then cut a nice pic of your mother, and paste it on the bottle.
when she gets up for breakfast.....itll be a fresh reminder of her spoiled smell.
2007-06-08 14:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Born to be wild 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Mom, did you spill something on you? You smell like spoiled milk."
2007-06-08 14:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Suggest that you all take a shower for a nice evening out.
2007-06-08 14:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her. To make sure you do not get yelled at or anything, tell her when she is really busy and not paying attention.
2007-06-08 14:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowing you and your smart lttle mouth. you probably already told her with the sentence you made this question from. She is in her room crying now.
2007-06-08 14:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont!!!!!!!!!Just Play it off ........... Mom have you smelled anything (Time) you know like (Bad odor)I dont know maybe its just me or(someone or something).
I MAY HAVE SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM BUT IF SHE UNDERSTANDS YOUR HINT.You better think about who you can stay with till you can support yourself.Good luck.
2007-06-08 14:34:34 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure her clients have already made her well aware of the issue
2007-06-08 14:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take out some rotting milk and show it to your mom, then say "yo mom!!! i found your purfume!"
2007-06-08 14:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by Puss In Suit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋