The most important thing you have learned in life is _______?

Question

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

Now.. what valuable have you learned in life?

Answer 1

you've said some pretty witty stuff. all I've learned is that you should always make sure you are pouring SUGAR into your coffee in the morning.=)

Answer 2

I've learned that life in another word is a constant conditioning to tolerating pain.

I've also learned that there is nothing better than sleep after doing an several all nighters at work in the morning.

Answer 3

Oh that is too funny but very true ok here goes
enjoy the moment in time your in instead of waiting for it to get better
You cannot change ppl u either tolerate them or leave them
Bad things happen to good ppl no matter how u plan
That the best my parents ever did for me was teach me about God and take me to church and i have not departed from that and have passed it on to my children

Answer 4

whilst i became a newborn - self-discipline whilst i became a teenager - expertise whilst i became searching for faith - actuality whilst i became attending intense college - braveness when I experienced a existence-changing prevalence - existence is going on on an identical time as I attended college - there is extra to me than I knew My social nature - stand tall long-suffering and temperance - it fairly is a existence-style Self-mastery and moderation (chastity) - the path to greatness Love and Empathy - the path to expertise have confidence - over-rated

Answer 5

That God is real and the bible is the Holy Scriptures being the word of God. That pray does change everything. God is the only thing there is that is trustworthy, will never let you down, and will never lie to you or decieve you. There is nothing more worthy than Christ.

Answer 6

"Trust thy self alone." The Outcast

Answer 7

I have to agree with servant of GOD on that one. To add i would have to say always have a friend you can confess your sins to so the Devil doesn't use them against you. Praise you LORD. Thank you Jesus Christ he is the pattern.