how can i develop remote influence?

Answer 1

Become a Jedi knight.

Answer 2

Scientists and Astrologers agree that the first step in developing remote influence is a double frontal lobotomy . This "clears" your mind`s memory cells of all information , so you can concentrate exclusively on your controlling your "subjects" .

The second , and equally important step is the implanting of a 88.17 GHz antenna in your head , which is attached to certain brain lobes , enabling you to radiate your thoughts . The brain-wave frequency has been found to be exactly 88.17GHz , thus the reason for this particular type of antenna .

The third an last step is purchasing a 1000 to 1 step-up transformer . It`s wired to the exterior portion of the antenna implant , and comes with a full set of wiring instructions . It`s purpose is to increase the strength of the transmitted brain waves 1000 fold . The transformer is rather large , heavy , and bulky , so it`s carried in a backpack along with the 24 volt battery to power your setup .

Once everything is in place , you have only to face in the general direction of your intended "subject" to remotely influence his thinking and actions .

Everything you need , including a "do-it-yourself" home lobotomy kit can be purchased on EBay .

Good luck !

Answer 3

Eat and sleep well, read up on quality information about the paranormal, occupy your mind with images of that which you wish to "visit", spend some time in quiet places known for their association with Otherness, and above all be persistent, humble and patient. If you are sincere and do these things, it will happen sooner than you could believe possible.

Answer 4

There is no such thing, and by the way, this is a SCIENCE board! Not a pseudo-science board.

Answer 5

I'll tell you if you give me a million dollars, your firstborn child and become my slave for life.