What is something totally hilarious that you would say or do?

Question

if you wanted to make a couple of your friends laugh.

Oracle, I absolutely love the Elaine dance. Its the only one I can do.

Answer 1

I once asked a girl out in front of my friends...I promised to give her the "King, Queen and Castle treatment". I told her that I'd take her to Burger King, Dairy Queen, or White Castle.

Answer 2

I was very dressed up one night in a fancy restaurant. They had a grand piano and they invited me up to sing. I was wearing a wig because I hadnt had time to do my hair. To go along with the lyrics, I whipped off the wig and someone fell off their chair laughing. I was the hit of the evening. Try it-it works.

Answer 3

I'd do the 'Elaine dance' from Seinfeld...some of my friends say I look like her a little bit (*shudder*), so I think it would be funny....

Answer 4

i come by it naturally... i have bad hearing (which runs in the family)...
so i repeat whatever absurd sentence that i THINK i heard someone say, and it usually generates laughter. (my whole family does this - it gets crazy on Thanksgiving...)

my friends are usually laughing AT me, but i just consider it laughing WITH me... i love to laugh.

Answer 5

Do the baboon dance... long story lol

Answer 6

tell n elaborate story about your cousin uncle or whoever being the cop who arrested paris

Answer 7

i would wear sunglasses with one of the eye glass missing so you could see my eye and i would try to act like i felt really cool.

Answer 8

blowing raspberry kisses on a harry man's stomach

Answer 9

i dont try i just talk about something and they end up on their knees for something
but for diana i would just look at her and she would burst out in laughter

Answer 10

i would say, " I feel something bad is going to happen",and they would be what!!. thats when i let out a *fart*,lol