Can you write an interesting paragraph or 2 or more that includes these song titles from the 60's?

Question

1. Baby You Can Drive My Car
2. Last Time
3. Doo Wah Diddy Diddy
4. No Milk Today
5. From A Window
6. Nobody I Know

Answer 1

Nobody I know who knows me, will allow me to drive their car. I’m a very aggressive driver and enjoy nothing better than to speed down the freeway with my music playing. I don’t play that Doo Wah Diddy Diddy stuff; instead I love to play more soulful music. You know Luther Vandross, Martina McBride, Brooks and Dunn.

I was doing just this on Friday night, minding my own business, but traveling what I thought was a lovely, but isolated section of the freeway, when suddenly I heard the siren and saw flashing lights in my rear view mirror. I pulled over to the side of the isolated freeway and fished in my wallet for my license, registration and insurance documentations. Thus far, I have been very fortunate as I have not been caught speeding. Guess tonight that lucky streak has come to an end.

I sat in my restored Thunderbird convertible, I wondered what weekend I would be able to fit in driving classes. I’m a busy Photographer and seldom have time off. Officer C. Brown appeared in my window and I handed him the required paperwork. He started to talk into the device that was pined to his uniform, and the next thing I knew, he swatted at a bee that was swarming about. Bad move, as the bee took offence to it and stung him right on the tip of his nose. It was all I could do to control myself and not laugh. Officer Brown was not amused, to say the least. He looked absolutely terrified. “I’m allergic to bees” he said. “I need to get to a hospital immediately, baby you can drive my car” he mumbled as he stumbled into the back seat of his cruiser and curled up like a ball. I couldn’t believe it as I got behind the wheel of the police cruiser. Yes sir, I’m going to be FLYING down the ole highway now. I pulled back onto the freeway and stepped on the gas petal. Officer Brown was not saying anything now and I knew I had to get him to the hospital quickly. He had a small carton of milk that was opened, but not drank sitting haphazardly on the dashboard. No milk today, I thought as I tossed it out from a window of the car.

The hospital was less than 10 miles from where we were. I made it there in record time and I must admit, it was quite a ride, as I hit speeds in excess of 100 miles an hour. I don’t know when the last time was that I had this much excitement; this is a night to remember! I pulled into the emergency door and left the car there, while I ran inside for help. When I told the nurse of my emergency, she called the necessary personnel to come help Officer Brown.

I’m happy to inform all, that Officer Brown has made a full and complete recovery from his near tragic bee sting. I on the other hand, just received my speeding ticket in the mail along with one for littering. Figures!

Answer 2

Well, today I woke up, and decided to make myself breakfast. But, when I opened the fridge, I discovered that there was no milk today. So, I asked my girldriend if I could borrow her car to go get some. She said, "Baby, you can drive my car. But this is the last time. You need your own wheels, honey." So, I grabbed the keys and headed out.
As if I wasn't bummed enough, when I started up the car the most annoying song ever was playing on my radio: "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy." I grabbed the radio, ripped it out, and hurled it out of the car. It smacked somebody upside the head. I don't care though, it was nobody I know.
I almost got to the store, when a watermelon flew from a window and hit me in the face. I accidentally swerved off the road and right into the storefront. Needless to say, I am now a fugitive, wanted for assault, property damage, and auto theft. Sucks to be me.

Answer 3

This will be the last time baby, you can drive my car. Somebody sings from a window, Doo Wah Diddy Diddy, but it's nobody I know. If you don't pick some up, there will be no milk today.

Answer 4

When I was a teenager, nobody I knew wanted to drive a station wagon. Girls would see you driving down the street in a Vista Cruiser and taunt you,laughing, "No milk today!" as if it were a delivery van. The Vista Cruiser had scenic windows in the raised area on the roof, reminiscent of the scenic windows on railroad passenger cars at the time. You could see every possible direction from a window in that car.

I was a freshman in high school when my dad traded our old Chevrolet Yeoman station wagon for a used 1962 Oldsmobile Super 88 station wagon. My girlfriend , Gwen, wasn't wild about the car, but my friends and I would cruise up Main Street and south on U.S. 81 with KOMA out of Oklahoma City on the radio, playing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" on the AM dial.

Gwen's father bought her a 1950 Chevy soon after we got the Olds. The last time she needed a ride home from school before she got the Chevy, I had to go to work at Martin's Drug Store. "Baby, you can drive my car home," I told her. She chose to walk rather than be seen in the station wagon.

Answer 5

So there I was, walking down the main drag of Dodge City, just inhaling the dust, with a dry scratchy throat. I walked into the bar and ordered up a glass o' the finest.

"No milk today," said the bartender.

Then all of a sudden, I heard the most outlandish racket from outside! "Doo wah diddy diddy!"

From a window, I espied a... whatchamacallit, you know, one of them newfangled horseless carriages, being driven by nobody I know, honking on the klaxon. I took a second look. Why, I'll be durned if it wasn't U.S. Marshall Matt Dillon himself. He was waving at someone, and saying "Baby you can drive my car."

I looked in the direction of his wave, and, sho' 'nuff, it was Miss Sunshine he was a-wavin' at, the purtiest gal this side o' the Mississippi. Purtiest gal on t'other side, when she's on t'other side, I reckon.

Well, I'm thinkin', this will be the last time I trudge through Dodge. I was looking for my best gal Chantilly Lace, of the pretty face and pony tail, but... well, you guessed it, she's not there.

Edit:
Didn't see Hayden Panettiere either. What a day for a daydream, iff'n you know what I mean.

Answer 6

Baby, you can drive my car. I have no milk today. The last time you sang doo wah diddy diddy from a window I drank it all. Nobody I know will be at the grocery store, so wear whatever you want.

Answer 7

Sweet Caroline and I went to the carnival for some fun, fun, fun. We rode the rides, ate until we almost burst, and had a grand ole time winning prizes. All too soon the carnival is over and we find ourselves heading for home in my new car. We talked about bits and pieces of our plans for the future. Suddenly it starts raining. We get to her house and I tell her, "Don't go out into the rain you're going to melt, sugar.". I quickly find an umbrella and walk her to her door. She gives me the sweetest kiss. Now I can't get off my cloud nine.

Answer 8

I was sitting on my front porch with my cousin, Bubba, just sipping a big glass of ice tea & making small talk. Then I saw her out of the corner of my eye. There she was just walking down the street, singing, "Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo". Bubba asked, "Who's that?" I answered, "IDK. Nobody I know". Bubba jumped up & said, "C'mon, let's go". "Where are we going?", I asked, but he didn't answer. We got into his car & he sped off. I knew then that he was trying to catch up to the girl who'd just walked by. "Bubba!", I shouted, "Slow down! Don't get us both killed over some hot little number. Besides, she's long gone by now". "Aw, c'mon", he pleaded, "just once more". "That's what you said last time", I replied. Just then, we spotted her going into a convenience store. Bubba turned in & parked. We sat for a couple minutes till the girl walked back out the door with a water bottle. Bubba called out, "Hey honey, what's your name?", but she ignored him. Then he said, "Hey, baby, you can drive my car! Just come & sit on my lap!" A van pulled alongside just then & from a window came an angry voice, "Dude! That's my woman you're hittin' on!" Bubba shut right up & slid down into his seat. The girl got into the van & it pulled back out & disappeared down the street. We both breathed a sigh of relief. I said, "As long as we're here, just let me run in for a gallon of milk". I went in & looked around for a minute or two, then I asked the clerk. "Sorry", she said, "we're all sold out. No milk today". I left & got back in the car. On the way back home, Bubba said, "I'm sorry 'bout all this, cuz. But man, she looked good, she looked fine & I nearly lost my mind!" "Nearly?!", I said. Then we both had a good belly laugh over the whole affair.

Answer 9

For the last time I swear she was nobody I know; she just waved to me from a window, singing that doo-wah-diddy didy, that's all! Baby, you can drive my car if you want to, but please please PLEASE don't tell me there's no milk today!

Answer 10

no, but thanks for asking