Dear Paris Hilton...?

Question

If you could tell her one thing- what would it be? Try to keep it clean!

I'd say "Karma's a B!7ch!"

Answer 1

Welcome to the average joes life,

Answer 2

Dear Paris,

You're a moron for letting other people handle your ****. I realize you have a ton of money and minions to handle your business but this is real life and if you'd take your head out of your *** for 5 minutes, you probably wouldn't be in the situation you're in.

Crying about how unfairly targeted you are is pathetic. Stop it, nobody cares. We may be LISTENING but that's only because we're LAUGHING at you. Stop exploiting yourself and making yourself this sad victim. It's really stupid and embarassing. Get a grip and when you get out of prison, find something MEANINGFUL to do with your life. Start a charity, open a school for wayward teens .. SOMETHING USEFUL besides being a celebrity for the sake of being a celebrity. Don't ask to be paid for your "diaries of prison life" because it's a joke. We all know you're pissed because you have to take a sh*t where you know people can see you (pssst- they don't have camera phone so it's safe!) and we all know the food sucks. EAT THE HOT DOG AND KEEP QUIET. Your life is the slammer is a hell of a lot better than most people. Even Martha Stewart had a cellmate so simmer down. You don't have to deal with anyone's crap and you're not being abused so just find some way to pass the time (READ A BOOK MAYBE?) and stop complaining. It sounds as if all those girls in lockup with you were on YOUR side ... nobody wanted to HURT YOU so stop acting like you're so "on the verge of being violated" in one way or another. Again, it's a desperate and pathetic attempt at sympathy and attention that's NOT WARRANTED. Get a life, pull yourself together and be strong. You're making women as a WHOLE look weepy and weak.

Sincerely,
(your neighbor) Jackie

Answer 3

Dear Paris Hilton,
Your a trashy whore and im so glad your in jail. I think that your sister Nicky Hilton is so much better than you. Everybody hates you. You are such a dumb blond! ( Imitation of Paris) = thats hot. wow get a better logo! Crying for your mommy won't help you slut. your a b!t*ch. And i would love to slap the crap out of you. Your a dumb retard. I think your mental and you are wearing a freaking wig you dumb blond your such a retard! You deserved to be in jail! and to all those fans of Paris i freaking hate you guys she is no celebrity there's nothing good about her. she can't sing, dance has no talent why is she a celebrity??

Answer 4

This goes to show that celebrities, the rich and famous ones (that do nothing really to earn their own money) are not above the law. You drive under influence--you get slammed into jail. Especially if this is your second offense. So here's what i have to say: Stop whining, deal with it, and get over yourself!

P.S. You did it, you have to serve your jail term. It's your own fault. Aw, poor you . . . NOT.

Answer 5

Dear Paris Hilton.

I never can afford to have a stay at your famous
Hilton Hotel Suites....but how is it to have a stay
in a roach infested one bedroom sh**t hole?

Answer 6

Crying and Screaming won't help in prison, Paris. It will only be a turn on for some chick named Tank.

Answer 7

I would tell her she needs to take responsiblitly for her own actions in society just like the rest of us. Lucky she didn't kill some one with her drinking and driving.

That girl...she's hasn't contrubuted much to society and everyone gives a damn about her, why??

Answer 8

Mommy and Daddy couldn't buy your way out of this situation. Too bad they didn't give you some well deserved punishment when you were in kindergarten.

Answer 9

I'm glad that you are going to jail, you are a very spoiled brat , and someone needs to teach you a lesson

Answer 10

feeling dizzy from lack of booze for 3 days is NOT classified as "medical condition" in any medical book!

nor bad hair day

Answer 11

I would say "my condoleances, because when you're out of your own house, other people than those in that jail will be coming after you! Good luck, love! :) ... cos you'll bleeding need it!"