i told this very hot chick her hair cut made her look fat. oh sarah, please forgive me, it happened like oh 10 years ago, this chick who is 1/2 mexican and 1/2 italian, the love of every guys life in our school. yeah, that didnt go too well did it?
2007-06-08 09:30:24 · 2 answers · asked by Datsyukian_Style 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Once, I was drunk and peeing on a dumpster in an alley outside a strip club. Of course, a cop walked by and shouted at me, "Hey! Did you just pee on that dumpster?"
I replied, "No, of course not" as I was zipping up my fly.
Then the cop said, "Yes you did. I saw you."
So I retorted, "Then why'd you just ask me?"
I thought it was hilarious.
He didn't. He beat the crap out of me.
Good story. Stay away from the sarcasm.
2007-06-08 09:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Coop 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
people sometimes think i'm serious when I'm obviously joking.
like, do you think Go Die was meant literally?! lol!
2007-06-08 16:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋