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I got home last night at 5am after boozing and other illegal activity and my cats were out of food. I just mustered myself out of bed and they have been scooting thier bowl around on the floor all day. Im out of food what should I do.
A buy more whiskas
b. make them an omlete
c. let them in them in the garden to hunt and gather
d. let god care for his creatures

2007-06-08 09:20:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

You are a hilarious, witty and creative scriptwriter. No person in his right mind will shout to the entire world his misadventures about his cats. I am sure you laugh at all these people thinking seriously that you indeed take your cats for granted. good luck to a career in creative or comedy writing. hahaha.

2007-06-08 14:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by A++ 2 · 0 0

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2016-05-20 02:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know about yours, but my cat still has his claws and when I run out of food he knows how to catch his own. So of the answers listed, I would choose C. However, the correct answer is to participate in illegal activities with your cats, and then let them out to the garden.
P.S.- Tell them I said, "meow-rrrrrr"

2007-06-08 09:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by spliffs333 1 · 0 0

A. Buy more Whiskas. Otherwise the cats may turn on you, especially now that you're inebriated. They may see that as a sign of weakness and vulnerability.

2007-06-08 09:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0 0

Time to get up off your lazy a** and head to the store. Your boozing should not affect your cats eating.

2007-06-08 09:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by slykitty62 7 · 0 0

Dont feed your cats whiskas!! that sh*t is full of garbage!! Start buying a better quality food..but otherwise i say let 'em play outside

2007-06-08 21:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by TheDeeds 3 · 0 0

Considering that this might happen again I think its best you let the cats in the garden and let them hunt for rats and so forth so they can survive. (Or you could just let them free)- Cats can survive on their own.

2007-06-08 09:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 0 0

my cat love to eat whiskas when I'm all out one of my cats like to eat a raw egg, and I'll give then tuna if I have some that those the trick.

2007-06-08 09:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by superstar 4 · 0 0

Buy your cats food! The poor poor creatures! I think it's safe to say that i am glad i live no where near you.

2007-06-08 09:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by sunshinebaby 3 · 0 0

you forgot about answer E:

E. How about next time you stop being a stupid as* and start being responsible with your pets. sounds to me like you don't even have the smarts to take care of an animal.

2007-06-08 09:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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