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Easy. Just save up enough money to air a network television commercial,
then air it on some fanatical show like 'Dr. Phil', 'Cheaters', Maury Povich
(if he's still on the air), etcetera.

In the commercial, advocate a federal law that requires all children to be
molested, and requires all people (male and female alike) to be raped,
and requires all people (including children) to participate in
government-sponsored executions.

You will then have a large mindless mob out to kill you.

2007-06-08 09:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think that's easy. I got a close up perspective on this.

Just be the guy that mentions the latest virus that they've been working on?,

It's really cool, it's odorless, colorless and totally airborne, and about 100% deadly upon contact. It was so deadly it didn't even need to alter the genome to alter the overall lethality.

Best part is that incubation is two weeks, and initial symptoms are non-existent until about 2 hours before death occurs, so there is NO way a large percentage of the planet could escape from being infected and certainly dead along with everyone else within just a few weeks.

Given the initial response capacity of most all countries, the most critical personel would almost certainly be affected and quite dead.

2007-06-08 23:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mark T 7 · 0 0

You could say that you are building a nuclear bomb in your shop right in front of the president when he is on the news. You could vandalize all of the important marks in history in the world that the world cares about.

2007-06-08 12:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lexie 2 · 0 0

Be a wealthy spoiled brat in public, who can control his destiny but does not want to change. Kobe Bryant.

2007-06-08 13:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by Laurence W 6 · 0 0

Be Rico lol

2007-06-08 12:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by hollybear 6 · 0 0

thats kinda hard but u can be a b¡tch to everyone, that might work

2007-06-08 12:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Josue 5 · 0 0

change your last name to Bush. that should do the trick

2007-06-08 12:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by Steven Colbert 4 · 4 0

Fart as often as I can?

2007-06-08 12:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 2 0

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