Which sport has the better chance of saving American youth?

Question

C0ck fighting or dog fighting?

Answer 1

Kangaroo fights, and here's why:

Kangaroos are native to Australia, so everyone will go there to see them. All the food and drinks and whatnot that they trash will be in Australia, leaving kids here in America free from having to walk along streets littered with trash, which in turn saves cities money from having to hire people to clean it all up, and cops for busting people at the fights. That way, they can spend the money on helping to ensure the kids' prosperity because they care about the future generations.

That of course, only assumes they don't blow all the money on themselves and drive around in exotic cars into crap neighbors, then complain about the poor. or live in elaborate mansions across from a trailor park and complain about the poor there. * cough * John Edwards * cough *

Answer 2

I'd say your mom fighting to take several cocks (roosters) at once will save the youth. It'll also show them what a crackwhore looks like.

Answer 3

Any sport that involves discipline and team work will form a child into a better adult.