I got ketchup on my crisp white shirt?????
2007-06-08 02:59:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
you forgot to mention the stress and duress you were under as a result of this Tomatoe based product.Also don't forget lost wages due to the fact that you simply could not return to work with Tomatoe based product causing you undue embarrassment. The fact that your shirt was crisp white and was therefore stained and would not have been visibly stained were it black may show bias, preferential treatment and possibly veiled reverse racism.
I would sue.
2007-06-08 04:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire John Edwards so he can sue John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz. I'll chip in on this one!
2007-06-08 06:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by Matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They didn't put the ketchup on your shirt. You need to sue the bread/bun manufacturer for not making their bun/bread absorbent enough to handle the excessive amounts of ketchup you put on your sandwich.
2007-06-08 03:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by wdardingjr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play your cards right and you can win a multi-million dollar lawsuit. Maybe get John Edwards to file a class action suit against them for all who have been "stained". Then when a liberal jury awards us all a huge settlement, we can spend it on the increased price of ketchup, brought about by the lawsuit! Whew, kinda makes you dizzy, doesn't it?
2007-06-08 03:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by booman17 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
May I lick it off? I love Ketchup.
2007-06-08 03:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Republicans never sue another Republicans, Right?
2007-06-08 03:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by jl_jack09 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you should sue whatever republican killed the funding that went to the schools you attended. Perhaps if those schools had a little more cash they would have put out better products.
2007-06-08 03:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by Franklin 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What???
Heinz did Not get ketchup on you shirt,
YOU DID!!!
NO, NO, NO!!!
2007-06-08 03:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by Devon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should. You should also start some sort of probe on tomatoes because I think there is some sort of magnetic link between white cloth and tomato sauces.
2007-06-08 03:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naw, be nice and just ask them to replace it. They'll probably give you 10 of them with an apology.
2007-06-08 03:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋