Worst miss heard lyrics bit!!!!!!!!?

Question

What is your worst miss heard lyrics that u sing along to, i no i have LOADS which lead to imbarassn situtations wen you sing it out loud, here are some of mine "raspberry berre' by Prince when he says "she wore a raspberry berre', i used to sing 'hey merrygoround'????????? and hard-fi "cash machine" when they sing 'they dont believe it' i used to sing 'they're both bullimic' and the best one fergies 'glamorous' when ur man says 'half a million for the stones'well it sound like 'a million buttered scones'!!!!! anyone else have shameful miss heard lyrics??

Answer 1

My mom use to listen to the song "You're so Vein", I use to sing" you're so lame", and the old song "there's a bad mood on the rise", I use to sing "there's a bathroom on the right" but the best one is my sister Jay-Z song girls best friend "come here baby, you drive me crazy, i want nobody but you my baby" my sister use to sing "coca-cola you are so tasty, want nobody but you".

Answer 2

"Blinded by the Light" - Manfreds Mann Band

Tons of people miss the lyrics on this one. LOL

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche into the rotor in the night."
Obviously, it's the use of the word douche that catches everyone's attention. How does a douche get wrapped up, you wonder, and what's it doing inside a rotor?

The lyric is actually written: "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night." Believe it or not, Deuce is actually '60s slang for a 1932 Ford, or a "deuce coupe," which explains why it can be revved up and run. Even more unbelievable, however, is the fact that this infamous lyric was actually penned by none other than Bruce Springsteen and performed on his debut album, Greetings From Asbury Park.

Answer 3

"There's no such thing as perfect, just varying degrees of almost." It was in the middle of a really good story I once read, and it was during an angsty sad moment that one of the characters said it. I cried. Other quotes I like: You asked me, "Whose life is more important, mine or yours?" I said mine. You walked away, not knowing that you are my life. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back. It only means you are two steps ahead. Anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain. If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off. Today is a gift, that's why it's called present. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. The quality of life is not measured by the amount of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Love isn't what makes the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Experience is a hard teacher; she gives the test first and the lesson afterward. Words are heavy things, they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. You can be sad that roses have thorns or you can be happy that thorns have roses. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Just because you make a mistake doesn't mean you are a mistake. If life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasons to smile. Don't take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways. Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. Change your thoughts and change your world. Be the change you want to see in the world. Happiness itself does not stay-only moments of happiness do. In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. A chain is as strong as its weakest link. A broken heart is like a broken mirror: it is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it. Only God can judge me. Anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain. If life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra. If life gives you limes, mix up the letters and turn them into a smile. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is opportunity. Your work is to discover your work and with all your heart to give yourself to it. Before you can walk in someone else's shoes, you must first remove your own. Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Imagination is one weapon in the war against reality. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Answer 4

I used to think that instead of 'there's a bad moon on the rise' it was 'there's a bathroom on the right'.
And in Madonna's Ray of Light- 'And I feeeeel, like I just got home'- thought that was 'Anna Freil, is a disco ball'.

Do it all the time- its okay untIl you sing the lyrics out loud and someone tells you what they really are!

Answer 5

The Star Spangled Banner "Jose can you see?"\ Purple Haze "Scuse me While I Kiss this Guy"/ Someone Saved My Life Tonight/ "Someone Shaved my Wife Tonight"/

Answer 6

My daughter used to sing "400 children and crops in the field" instead of "four hungry children ...." in Kenny Rogers' "Lucille."

Answer 7

in Nelly Furtado's song all good things come t anend or something like that. when she sings..

the dogs were barking at the new moon.whistling a new tune.hoping it would come soon so that they could die.

i thought she was just going nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu .

i was so embarrresed when i actually listened to the song alone. =]

Answer 8

I remember as a kid I hated Purple Haze cause I swore he was saying "Scuse me while I kiss this guy".

Answer 9

'blinded by the light' and 'i saw the sign'- we used to always get the lyrics wrong. and i thought areosmith's song sang "do it like a lady" for the longest time.

Answer 10

The idiot aka my brother ,taught for years " i wanna be adored" by the Stone Roses was " i wanna be a dog"...how can that have made any sense.ah for gods sake...idiot