Give me your favorite Monty Python quote. Extra credit will be given for quotes from Flying Circus.
2007-06-08 01:47:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Rico, I have gonads enough to have reported you twice today you troll.
2007-06-08 01:56:51 · update #1
I have a few. Here's my top 10.
10. I love animals, that's why I like to kill 'em.-
9. Nobody expects the Spa- oh bugger!
8. There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane.
7. We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
6. Beg your pardon, allow me to introduce myself, I'm afraid I must ask that no-one leave the room.
5. Get your own arts programme, you fairy!
4. I object to sex on television. I keep falling off!
3. It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. Its metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!-
2. Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-
apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-
kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-tzwei-macheluber
-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"
And here's a perfect one for Yahoo! Answers:
1."An argument isn't just contradiction!"
"It can be."
2007-06-08 01:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!"
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Not from Flying Circus, but still my favorite!
2007-06-08 08:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by slykitty62 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything said by the Frenchmen in The Holy Grail!
"Your Mother was a hamster and Your Father smells of elderberry!"
2007-06-08 08:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by tnk3181979 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
2007-06-08 08:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by Blind Lemon Jackson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
2007-06-09 02:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Floyd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always look on the bright side of life. I follow that throughout my life and it sure helps. Try it, you will never regret it. Now I must go, don't be sad you silly bug ger
2007-06-08 08:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it's not really a quote, but when they use the coconuts to make the horse sounds and they run around like horses
lol, class.
2007-06-08 08:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Olivia M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just a flesh wound.-The Holy Grail
2007-06-08 08:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by alee522 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr.Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert!
Man: What? I came in here for an argument.
2007-06-08 08:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by WeirdMe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now 4 something completly different!!
2007-06-08 08:49:20 · answer #10 · answered by Abigail L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋