2007-06-07 20:07:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Monsters under beds are frightened of the children on top of beds in every universe. Children jump on the bed, they toss dirty laundry under the bed… and in extreme cases, children use the handle end of a teaspoon as a screwdriver and dismantle the bed entirely to rebuild it into a fort, leaving the monster homeless. This is why the monsters in the closets have started selling insurance to the monsters under the bed. Bed-wetting protection is extra, of course.
2007-06-08 17:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In an alternate universe, monsters are afraid of the children under the bed.
2007-06-08 03:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question. In a perfect world we could confront and defeat our own self-created monsters. It is not so easy. As a child, I did believe in monsters. I still do as an adult. But, now they are real. These monsters use fear and hatred to devide us. The bigger the lie, the more we believe. I liked the monster under my bed far better. I knew where it was.
2007-06-08 03:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. Monsters are extinct in all universes due to Chuck Norris' ability to create wormholes by roundhouse kicking a hole in space-time and wiping them out!
2007-06-08 03:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jeff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I also watched Monsters INC
2007-06-08 03:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by KINGPIN22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you think they hide under the bed, children are scary.
2007-06-08 03:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
particularly the cookie child
2007-06-08 03:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they're having a tantrum!
2007-06-08 03:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by mishka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes apparently
2007-06-08 03:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋