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I fainted just reading this:)

2007-06-07 20:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 1

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

Betsy Ross and Elvis Presley were the only real people to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser. The Elvis Pez dispenser was named "Elvis Pezly."


Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.

2007-06-08 06:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by isis 4 · 1 0

For some reason your impromptu entrance reminded me of the time I saw Rush Limbaugh in the dressing room.........
*gasp* *faints again*

2007-06-08 10:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1 0

Because despite any evidence to the contrary, I really prefer to think of my parents as being strictly platonic.

2007-06-08 17:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2 0

Because yesterday you couldn't read; no-one can learn to read that quickly without some serious interference - are you really you?

2007-06-08 04:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You forgot to bring Nicole along AND aren't you supposed to be on house arrest huh ,Paris ?!

2007-06-07 21:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by orange 4 · 1 0

Low blood sugar. Sorry.

2007-06-07 20:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It was too early for my parents to go to bed.

2007-06-07 20:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well, I hadn't eaten or had anything to drink all day!

2007-06-07 20:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by a_r_cool321 4 · 1 0

BO you should have had a bath first.

2007-06-07 20:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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