Exactly how much toilet paper "does" a cockroach that size use?
2007-06-07 19:42:32 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, I had this problem once. Here's what I did. Insect killers don't work. I got my baseball bat and kindly asked it to step outside. Once outside, I rushed back in, locked the door and suggested it go to the public library. It could keep the newspaper, I didn't know where its hands had been.
Let me know if it works for you too...
2007-06-08 11:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cockroach usually uses the newspaper.
If you want to avoid such phenomena, stop buying newspaper. Instead, buy National Geographic. Gloss paper is not suitable..
2007-06-07 21:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have seen your toilet. I wouldn't sit on it. The cockroach has a stronger stomach than I do. Do you ever clean around the bowl near the floor?
2007-06-07 20:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
just ask if you can get the comics so you can do the word find, then slowly walk away and politely remind the cockroach to double flush, once for the bulk and twice for the remainder. oh and mention some thing about the air freshener also
2007-06-07 19:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dana...that is hilarious. Now the office is all staring at me weirdly for laughing and no apparent reason.
Actually the whole question is hilarious. How much toilet paper? Depends if its a number 1 or 2.
2007-06-07 19:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lighthouse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you doing sitting on the toilet? Cockroaches drop it along as they walk. that's how they follow their way back.
2007-06-07 19:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by Laszlo D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could always flush it down the loo, but if you're more of a nicer person I'd politely ask it not to block the loo and light a, match when it's finished if it does something more than a number 2.
2007-06-08 03:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow nice imagination, would that cockroach go by the general term of husband or boyfriend (or something similar) but yeah I'd imagine it'd use a lot!
2007-06-07 19:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jesk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him/her to make sure they flush afterward and put the seat down. Then slide a copy of War and Peace under the door and quickly run to the phone and call TERMINEX!
2007-06-07 19:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not to worry about the toilet paper, he's use the newspaper.
what you should do is run like crazy and call the exterminator.
2007-06-07 19:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋