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My first thought was that she's a man and can't be held in a women's jail but she couldn't have gotten in in the first place if that were true. So what could possibly be so bad that you would be allowed to stay home instead?

2007-06-07 19:15:16 · 12 answers · asked by cdemackio 2 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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She has the first known case of Gonor-Syphal-Herpa-Aids with a side order of Crabs.

2007-06-07 19:23:26 · answer #1 · answered by razonje 3 · 0 0

Well, in the real world and not in Paris Hilton world, no one gets out of jail for medical reasons unless they are dead. This is because there are clinics on the premises that cater to everything from colds to blisters to heart attacks.
This is why many people believe strings were pulled or money was given under the table to someone in order to have her moved to house arrest.

2007-06-08 02:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by lmay1787 2 · 1 0

Supposedly it was "purely psychological". I read that somewhere but I forgot where. But who's surprised? I just don't understand how she could have gotten away with it. How many people complaining to guards of "I want to go home" or "I feel too homesick" would have ACTUALLY been sent home? Maybe Paris convinced them in other ways....

2007-06-08 02:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Altice 1 · 0 0

Don't-wanna-be-in-jail-alitus
Diana Ross did the same thing

2007-06-08 02:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by gravitatingingoshen 3 · 1 0

Haha. Uh, I'm thinking that her "health issue" is that she has so much money. If you haven't noticed that seems to work out pretty well for celebrities.

2007-06-08 02:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by Marissa C 7 · 0 0

My son suggested possible withdrawl symptoms...interesting theory.
Her rash could actually be scabies....oooough!

2007-06-08 02:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 0 0

You obviously haven't seen her special video.

2007-06-08 02:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by eat 4 · 0 0

i heard she got sick from not eating for 3 days.

2007-06-08 02:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by winkcat 7 · 0 0

alcohol withdrawl?

2007-06-08 02:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by dputig2007 2 · 0 0

Green Fever. (AKA MONEY)

2007-06-08 02:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by I try 3 · 1 0

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