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what is the most disturbing thing you thought of while you were in church?
(be honest it will make it fun)
I was visting my sisters church and the whole time i kept wondering why their Jesus on the cross has no nipples... i mean he was 6 foot tall... without nipples... and then i felt bad for thinking it.

2007-06-07 18:58:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

What would people do if the communion wafers were actually little bits of human flesh as they say they are body of Christ? Would people actually eat it????? Hey, you asked for honesty.

2007-06-07 19:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 1 0

I dont do church now but I used to be brainwashed and while in church, Id find myself thinking about the pretty ladies there.

2007-06-07 19:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe one day, I'll go into a church and find Jesus the right skin tone color.

2007-06-07 19:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Fia 4 · 0 0

LOL ...wow... I was thinking about how the pastor of a certain church , really cared about money rather than the word.

2007-06-07 19:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kimchi♥ 4 · 0 0

I haven't been in a while...but it sounds like the preacher wasn't too exciting? Next time try staring at his hair... that way he won't think that you are bored, and you can focus on whether his hair is actually real or not... : )

2007-06-07 19:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by This Is Life 4 · 0 0

I wondered whether a nun had anything going on with a priest...they were always together...I felt so bad for thinking it....

2007-06-07 19:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Lexy 6 · 0 0

why would Jesus need nipples anyway?

LOL- this question really cracked me up.

I would say it was wondering if the preacher was gay- he seemed feminine

2007-06-07 19:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 0 0

honestly, i have a priest fetish...so ive thought much much worse things than you....but sticking strictly to Jesus, ive often wondered if it would be wrong to go up and put bandaids on him, i mean, no one else is offering any assistance.

2007-06-07 19:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by dreamzindigital_20 3 · 0 0

While in Church I'm much too busy praying for others & don't have time entertaining negative thoutghs & being touch by the holy spirit & God's love!

Peace♥

2007-06-07 19:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1 3

I onced planned a murder in my head (I know f up ) but for some reason I could not get it out of my mind!!!

2007-06-07 19:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by martin d 4 · 0 0

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