2007-06-07 17:57:04 · 20 answers · asked by enki 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Are you dating God?
He's far away. At this moment he's working on the construction of another "Earth" in the Galaxy of Andromeda. He finally realize that the experiment on Earth FAIL.
Good luck.
2007-06-07 18:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your date was so engrossed with contemplating the great philosophical questions of life (Why are we here? What is the meaning of it all? What happens when we die? Was there really a second gunman on the grassy knoll? If the Loch Ness monster exists, why haven't drags of the lake bottom found any bones?) that spending time with you seemed trivial.
Or maybe they had a prior engagement.
2007-06-08 01:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Bartmooby 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God had to wash his hair! No really, if YOU'RE not going to take this date seriously why should God?
Besides God doesn't really need a date to get with you. He's always with you anyhow. He's just waiting for you make the time to come to him on your own terms.
You know, free will and all that. . .
2007-06-08 01:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by the only jag 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because your date sucks ***, and couldn't come to the phone.
No, because stuff happens. Last minute emergencies and other stuff pops up, and dates get cancelled.
Or your date is not putting you first.
In that case, get another one, with a different person, preferably.
2007-06-08 01:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by DiorDior 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your date just discovered Yahoo! Answers.
2007-06-08 01:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are a million reasons there are probably more reasonable explanations then the dreaded one. Try not to get down about it till you are able to talk to her about it. We always tend to get ourselves upset over nothing. Good Luck!
2007-06-08 01:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Heidi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You bore her, you felt like a chore to her. The other guy he swore to her, he could give much more to her.
She stood you up she called in.
Now you without a girlfriend.
Ha ha ha. Do you like it you can keep it. I won't cancel.
2007-06-08 01:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by veronica r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno. I heard that he spoke to you through the Thunder, and then he spoke to you through the wind, and finally even tried to speak to you from the burning bush. Apparently, one of your neighbors mistook it for arson and put it out with a portable fire extinguisher. It's kind of a shame because he brought a lovely corsage and chocolates. I understand that the chocolates are currently being used to end hunger in another dimension!
2007-06-08 02:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by MUDD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask the date. Without challenge, evincing only curiosity
2007-06-09 03:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably noticed the emergency Dick Tracy watch.
2007-06-08 01:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋