Describe the worst vacation you ever had? (Worst vacation gets 10 points)?

Answer 1

when me nd ma family went over to Brazil for 4 weeks.

I tripped over at the airport goin down the esculators, I lost my wallet, somebody was pushed into me and I fell over and got a broken nose adn what else....i got spat in the face by a llama.

that was the worst vacation EVER!

Answer 2

Years ago, I went to Disneyland for the first time. I don't remember how old I was, but my sister and I were kids. We had a great first day, it's was the park's anniversary and we got to see Randy Travis on top of the Matterhorn singing happy birthday. Fireworks. The next day, our trailer broke down and we ended up spending the next week about an hour and a half away, never got to go back to the park. But we did get to see Pochahontas and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. *sigh*

Answer 3

I went on a cruise to Mexico. Our cabin was in the front bottom of the boat and very bumpy. Both of us had horrible sea sickness. When we finally hit land, we rented scooters to get around on and the brakes didn't work on one. We think they were actually stolen. Ended up at a mexican jail because of a light being out on the scooter and the brakes not working. When we went back to the boat, we saw that it had already left and went to the next port. Luckly, we were able to meet them at the next port. Another couple were stranded also and had to get a flight back to the US because there boat did not go to the next port that it was supposed to. Needless to say, we never accepted a "free vacation" from our employer again.

Answer 4

Ok, so I go to Acapulco to see my BF. On the first day, I'm swimming in the bay and he's not. I ask why and he tells me that his Commanding Officer (he was in the Navy) handed down orders that no sailor was allowed in the water because it was so dirty. Apparently raw sewage was leaking into the bay and an offshore hurricane was pushing it back towards shore. So I get a horrible infection on my face (weeping sores) and go to a pharmacy. They give me pills, which I take...while on birth control.
Well...antibiotics and birth control don't mix. On the fifth day my bf told me he had gotten married a month before...two weeks later I found out I was preggers.


It ended well, he divorced his wife and we've been happily married for 5 years...but it was unquestionably the worst vacation of my life. Even worse than the time my dad got horrible food poisoning in Canada and I spent three days convinced he was going to die and leave my brother and I orphans in a foreign country.
Even worse than the time a tornado hit the hotel I was staying at in TX.

I don't go on vacay much anymore, I don't want to tempt fate.

Answer 5

so we got to the airport and forgot the plane tickets. then we were sitting there and the plane was delayed till the next day. then all the lugage got lost. we found out my sister is pregnant. all got differnt seats on the plane. no where near each other. we had to make an emergency stop because i dont know why but we did and then we had to wait there for like three hours and then we got on the plane again and we got to NC. and it was raining so hard that we couldnt see so we had to pull over the car. when it stopped raining we had found out we had gone the wrong way and had to turn around and drive for an hour and a half. then i got stung by jelly fish in the ocean. then everything was fine till we were going home. then we got sent to chiago and then to texas and then califonia and it was a waste of time and the airport was stupid and then finally we got to the airport we were suposed to be at and our car had 2 flat tires. so we had to rent a car and stay in phx for a night so we could get new tires. then we were driving home. and my sister got car sick and we had to stop and she was puking and then we couldnt go because everytime the car moved she got sick so we waited till she was sleeping then we drove home.




THE END!

Answer 6

Well I was at Disneyland last year and I lost my purse that had mine and my lil neices ticket and my cell phone and all kinds of important stuff and we wanted to leave to go eat McDonalds across the street so we had to leave disneyland and they wouldnt let me leave because I didnt have the tickets so me and my sister went to the front office and told those people what happen they finnally let me go then I went back to where my dad and my family where and my little neice was missing I guess she had follwed me and my sister which I never seen her OMFG I was so scard we would never find her she was only 4 I amlost passed out dead my dad was so mad at me and my brother like tryed to kill me I swear so they had so many anoncements and secrity looking all over for her finnally like 2 hours later this older lady brought her the the office THANK GOD FOR HER!
But yeah I ended up being yelled at all the way home the next day 8 hours of gettin yelled at.

Answer 7

It would have to be my visit to Norway. I mean the people where great and Norway's is so beautiful, but from the get go it was bad news. I had to drive 3 hrs to get to Chicago to catch a plane. Of course on that day we had to get a snow storm with ice. what usually takes 3 hrs ended up taking 6 hrs. so we miss our plane and had to wait overnight for the next one. we get on the plane and i notice i am not feeling to well. No more than 2 hrs later i am puking all over myself and the guy next to me. of course i do not have a change of clothes. Finally we arrive in London to catch the next plane. here i am all messed up trying to find a place to buy some clothes. OK so i get some clothes and i think how much worse can it get?!? well we finally make it to Oslo. Of course its snowy and icy out. I go to get my bags and find that one of them is missing. At this point all i want to do is sleep. I get to the house we are staying at and i am taking what suitcases i have left out of the car when i slip and fell. I broke my wrist!! I ended up staying to days at the hospital and my vacation was pretty much ruined because i was in so much pain. BUT i do have to say that the people there are so kind and where so helpful. next i go there. its going to be when its warm outside!

Answer 8

Kaua'i, Hawai'i

*My (now) ex wife was going on about how I wasn't a real man, and how I was always too tired to do anything (after about 7:30 P.M., I was out like a light).

*I was still functioning on California time (getting up at 5:00 A.M., working out, swimming, getting breakfast, etc.)

*ANYway, she brought up some other guy's name (some cop married to her friend), and how HE'S a real man, etc.

**She mentioned his physique, while disparaging mine...

**She then admitted to having an affair with this guy.

Kinda weird having a load of dog poop dumped on me in such a truly beautiful place, and having to spend another four days with her (the kids were with us, too.)

Life goes on ...

(;=]

Answer 9

Vacations are supposed to be good...not bad...If I ever went on a bad vacation it was to Philadelphia...in winter...it was too cold for me and I got sick

Answer 10

worst vacation=no vacation