If Paris Hilton got run over by a drunk hick driving a Mac Truck, would anyone really care?

Question

...besides plastic surgeons that are dying for the opportunity to do her nose job, and sleazy guido infested $200 a bottle club owners?

Fans? Of her singing, or her sex video?

Answer 1

The driver would care because her skinny, pointy butt would likely puncture one of his tires.

Answer 2

I would be incredibly upset! You have not addressed SEVERAL consequences of "Lil Parie Parr" getting a Firestone Liposuction and chrome bumper makeover...

Would the drunk hick get the award, or the EMTs who spatula her up off the asphalt?
Would there be opportunities for OTHERS to run her over, too, say, for charity, or is this limited to just drunk hicks?
Would there be like an Ebay auction for the truck, or can we at least buy pictures of the "Paris Dent" in the hood and bumper?

PLEASE! Don't fill my head with such a happy thoughts and then neglect the realistic portions. That's just mean.

Answer 3

Not realy.The Media would eat it up and make even more of us turn the cannel.There is such thing as the remote controle and they don`t realize even if every channel might talk about her i would rather prefere to watch a boaring Movie or even turn the TV Set of all the way and just listen to some damn good Heavy Metal.You realy hit the spot with your Question.

Answer 4

Maybe Laura Bush in 1963 Car Wreck
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3910b26e685a.htm

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - At 17, Laura Bush ran a stop sign and crashed into another car, killing her boyfriend who was driving it, according to an accident report released to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Mrs. Bush is the wife of Republican presidential nominee-to-be George W. Bush (news - web sites), the Texas governor.

``It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large,'' said her spokesman, Andrew Malcolm. ``To this day, Mrs. Bush remains unable to talk about it.''

Mrs. Bush did say in March, when asked at a campaign stop about the crash, ``I know this as an adult, and even more as a parent, it was crushing ... for the family involved and for me as well.''

According to the two-page accident report released Wednesday by the city of Midland, Laura Welch was driving her Chevrolet sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on Nov. 6, 1963, when she drove into an intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17-year-old Michael Douglas.

Answer 5

I would sleep so comfortable knowing the next time I turn on the t.v. or turn on my computer she wont be the first sight I see.

She is a horrible role model for any person to see. If people across the world see her as a role model or even think our kids see her that way, we must disgust them.

She is a whore, drunk, druggie and needs to be in jail. First of all she could of killed someone the first time she got caught driving and no one thinks about that. Then she violates her probation so shes in jail. Now she has a supposed illness so a total of what 4 days!!!!!!!! COME ONE! That is illegal! Send her back, give her antianxiety pills and let her sleep it off.

No I wouldn't shed a tear or blink an eye. Just as I know they wouldn't for me.

Answer 6

God- the sex video was classic.
I expected Paris to be more 'expirenced'....

If she died?
No i wouldnt really care.
Its cruel i know, but its doing the world a HUGE favour.
And small girls will stop wanting the fantasy of growing up and being famous Gucci wearing, plastic-faced skanks.
I feel strongly about my hate for this woman.

Answer 7

If she got ran over by a Mack truck...would it matter who the driver was? Paris Hilton hasn't done me any harm and
she is some mother's child...yes, I would care...I don't
want anyone to get hurt.

Answer 8

She is a person, and it would be sad for anyone so young to die tragically. Just because she has not lived up to her potential yet doesn't mean she won't.

I think her family and friends would be devastated and I can't believe how many people are so cruel.

Answer 9

Please don't let it happen. Then she will be all over the news again and I'll have to listen to it. She needs to stay out of the news so lock up your drunk hicks and your mack trucks!!

Answer 10

The People who make Mack trucks would, It would mess up one of their vehicles

Answer 11

I love it when people say her fans miss her. Fans of what? The world would be better off if we focused as much time trying to get rid of her as we did on Saddam Hussein.