2007-06-07 14:54:45 · 23 answers · asked by Parercut Faint 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I need to borrow $3,000.00
2007-06-08 05:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well someones feelings have to get hurt during a break up and I am not going to hurt my own feelings so I am sorry to say but it looks like if we are gonna break up and I am the one doing the breaking up it's your feelings that will be getting hurt so hit the road pal we are thru!
2007-06-07 15:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know how I might break up with you, but I have a girlfriend who ended it with a guy in a very unique manner. She was tired of him not wanting to do anything and the fact that he was so hung up on her good looks, so at first what happened was actually an accident, but when she saw how affected he was by it, she did it over and over in the span of a few minutes, until he left her place and never called again. What did she do, you wonder? SHE FARTED HER A$$ OFF!!! LOUDLY!! Would that do it for you?
2007-06-07 15:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by sustasue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You’d be so exasperated that you’d be happy if I told you I want to break up.
P.S.:Seriously, I don’t know, I’d probably say that I’d like to be alone for a while and that we can remain friends and that I love you, but as a brother or a friend. Moments like this are never pleasant.
2007-06-07 15:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd sing you a song
"Hey hey hey! It's just not working out, you see! I promise it's not you but me."
Then, you'd laugh at my horrible singing skills and feel as though you are better off not having such a weirdo who can't sing as a girlfriend.
In the end you'd laugh and happily be rid of me.
2007-06-07 14:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say "Well papercutfaint...I think we should go our separate ways...BUT we can still be friends...you're an amazing person...and wanna have break up sex?"
Hahaha, totally kidding!
I don't know...
I'm not good at the whole break up thing.
Are you trying to tell me you're breaking up with me?
:]
2007-06-07 15:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say, "Listen, you are just not my type. These hours/months/days/minutes I have spent with you have been amazing. But I want to break up. Now run along."
2007-06-07 15:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Heather♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"i just don't wanna have sex before marriage as i respect her". <----That part is complete bs, the girl wants tp do it so how is this disrespectful to her? How the hell is sex disrespectful in general man you are lying to us and urself.The real reason is because u arent ready ur scared. tell her that since its the truth. Man i hate when people try to lie on here
2016-05-19 07:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I am a lesbian and I thought you were really good lookin' so I would try to go straight but now I've decided to go back to my ex-girlfriend "
how could that hurt your feelings?
my guess is that you would just think how coolit was that you were so good lookin' that even a lesbian would want to give you a spin
2007-06-07 15:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its not you..its me???
Or how about "My feelings are just so intense for you, i feel like i'm going to explode, I need a break until I can contain myself" lol
2007-06-07 14:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, either way it would hurt your feelings anyway...
Maybe write you a letter and send you some sympathy chocolate
2007-06-07 14:56:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋