2007-06-07 14:18:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Eat my rag and get the bird *****
2007-06-07 18:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by Connie Marble 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How dumb is this question! I don't think the pages should be pink. That is my answer. And to tell you the truth, the only reason you're in jail is because you are obsessed with drinking and parties. I think you deserve to be picking up trash on the side of the highway. You get your plush celebrity jail while normal hard working people get what you call a real jail. And how exactly are you going to write a book on three days of jail? It may very well be the shortest published book in the world, if anyone actually publishes it.
Why am I going on and on about this when I know you're not the real stupid spoiled Paris Hilton. You're probably just a wannabe fan with no life.
2007-06-07 22:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by Remus Lupin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What ordeal? You were in jail barely a week. But hey, if you want to write a book on it, you should defiantly use pink pages. Pink suit you. Tell me when it comes out.
2007-06-07 21:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by bbgirl3191 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pink Post It Notes
2007-06-07 21:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by JediDad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what your going to write about how you sat a whole three days in jail and managed to pay or whine or who knows your way out. How being Paris got you out of serving your more than deserved jail time. How once again celebrities seem to be able to Conn there way out of any situation because hey they have money! How it's all b.s. Yeah I would put that on pink pages!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-07 21:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your ordeal in jail was 3 days...Even Martha Stewart served a longer sentence and everybody "loved" her too.
Here is a free idea, play the O.J. card and entitle your book, "If I Actually Did Time."
2007-06-07 22:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin k 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kinda hard to write a book if you are only going to have 3 pages. 1 page for each day. Thank God most criminals can't just cry and be upset and they let them out of jail,.
2007-06-07 21:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by D and G Gifts Etc 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeah the pages should be pink! you guys stop mocking her! her idea CAN become true! the first 3 pages will be from inside the prison,the 4th how she managed to get out and all the other how she spent the rest of her days shopping! LOL
go back to prison cause you're making more and more people agree you're stupid and spoiled!
2007-06-08 12:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by isati 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe you are really paris hilton. She could not spell all those words correctly. If you are you should soak all pages in corn liquor and then read Oscar Wilde's, The Ballad of Reading Gaol, before writing. He actually suffered in prison.
2007-06-07 21:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure - but tell all Paris baby -- we want all the details of the strip search. Pax - C
2007-06-07 23:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make all the writing pink also that's hot
2007-06-07 21:34:00 · answer #11 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋