Tell your funniest and/or most embarassing fart story. It can be of something that happened to you or somebody else.
Just for jokes.
2007-06-07 13:01:50 · 8 answers · asked by Kellen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My best friend slept over at my house and we were about asleep when I got the biggest urge to fart. I thought maybe my friend was asleep and that maybe it wasn't going to be that loud. I was wrong. That thing sounded like a foghorn. And after it happened, my friend sat straight up and looked at me with horror. It was sad!
2007-06-07 13:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Kiwi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in Amsterdam with my boyfriend, at a symposium for
international television executives. We were hosted by the
Dutch Cultural Arts League and all seated around beautifully
appointed tables complete with floral arrangements, etc.
Speeches were made, toasts were given and dinner was
served which included some sort of white bean dish. Soon
I was feeling the effects as a small bubble of gas started to
work it's way up my panty hose towards the waistband of
my skirt, pausing and then bursting to the surface just as
all had fallen silent to hear another toast being proposed. Everybody turned to me with wide eyes. "Beans, I'm allergic",
I said as I ran out of the room laughing my head off. Really
funny and the great thing is that I heard the next day that everyone else thought so too.
2007-06-07 13:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were driving back to London from spain after a week out there. I farted all the way back silently and kept telling my mum dad n lil bro it was the smell from outside, it was so funny coz i proper stunk the car out all the way back. I told them the truth 3 yrs later they werent too impressed LOL.
2007-06-07 13:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by Indian Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this is a completely true story
wen i was in grade 7 I was watching a Mime act in dramma class ( small class only 20 students ) it was totaly silent and then i farted and it was so ovious that it was me.
people were making fun of me for about a month.
2007-06-07 13:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was taking an exam and the room was so quiet that u can hear a pin drop.
all of a sudden, some1 lets out a mega fart!
everything fell silent again.
the class became hysterical lol!
2007-06-07 13:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't sense undesirable approximately human beings no longer liking this question. i think of it is hilarious. in any case, my pal was once a highschool cheerleader and he or she ultimately found out the thank you to do a backflip. Her squad had to accomplish their habitual in front of the soccer gamers and he or she replaced into extremely frightened because of the fact it may be her first time doing it and not employing a spotter. in any case, they observed as her call out and he or she did her returned turn and while she landed she ripped this great fart in front of the finished soccer team. human beings nevertheless snigger approximately it right this moment.
2016-10-09 11:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was having a pap smear and i was not able to hold it anymore so i farted in front of the OB , i was so embarrass and nervous.
2007-06-07 13:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by Dayan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my moms friend was sh!tfaced and she kept saying i farted when I didnt...I was like um ok lol
2007-06-07 13:04:55 · answer #8 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋