What is the best movie quote?

Question

I want something really funny and I need it by Monday. Please help me out?

Answer 1

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
^star wars.... sadly hilarious

Answer 2

Funny Movie Quotes Countdown
10. Are you sassing your Grandma?
9. this monkey keeps hitting me and hitting me and he won't stop!
8. I beat you into the pond. Wait this is not regular water what is it? response: yeah that's poop.
7.Today I had a fight with my boyfriend! response:BOYFRIEND? Daddy I am like eight!
6. STOP MOVING YOUR CHAPPED LIPS AND START SHAKING YOUR HIPS!
5. Are you from England? Austrailia!!! Hey Marty I found singing twins from England! Austrailia!! YEAH YEAH YEAH
4. Wait do not go into the forest there are orange singing monkeys in there that will suck our brains out with bendy straws!!!!!!!
3.Dude before you know it you a boy basket ball player will be wearing a liatard!
2. Oh jason do not leave me you are the only person with a striped cell phone I know and plus you have money!!!!!
1. Are you enjoying your muttin? response: its muttintastic!

Answer 3

wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.


ZOOLANDER

Answer 4

These are my favorite movie quotes that are the best:
"No,Luke, I am your father."-Darth Vader from The Empire Strikes Back
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."-Rhett Butler from Gone With the Wind
"I'm a mog: half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend."-Barf from Spaceballs
"Hasta La Vista, Baby!"-The Terminator in The Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"(whispering) You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
[To fake Santa] You sit on a throne of LIES."-Buddy from Elf
"[burps really loud for a very long time]
Did you hear that?-Buddy from Elf

Answer 5

SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
DONKEY: Example?
SHREK: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
DONKEY: [Sniffs] They stink?
SHREK: Yes. No!
DONKEY: They make you cry?
SHREK: No!
DONKEY: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting' little white hairs.
SHREK: No! Layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers.
You get it? We both have layers. [Sighs]
DONKEY: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. [Sniffs] You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
SHREK: I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes.
DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
SHREK: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.

Answer 6

Elizabeth-"Jack, I'm sorry it couldn't work out between us."
Jack Sparrow-"Keep tellin yourself that, love."

From Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Answer 7

Clerks and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back are FULL of hilarious quotes.

"My love is like ticking clock, BERSERKER! Would you like to making f*ck, BERSERKER!"

Answer 8

"Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ash in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"Your mom goes to college" Napoleon Dynamite.

Answer 9

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" --Blazing Saddles, originally from The treasure of Sierra Madre

Answer 10

Ty Webb on Caddyshack...."A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

Answer 11

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" - Wayne's World