Any ideas what you want as your epitaph? Kind of morbid I know! I like Spike Milligan's 'I told you I was ill', brilliant.
2007-06-07 11:58:15 · 32 answers · asked by Katherine S 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
And life said.....You're fired. LOL
2007-06-07 13:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by waterfairy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't give a d... -- let others worry about what they want written there in order to remember me. I won't be there to read it.
There are things written in other peoples' hearts which are much more precious to me. And that's what I'm worrying about.
Letters on tombstones can be washed away by wind and weather.
But if you hurt or break somebody else's heart, you won't be able to delete that. And this is what people will remember you by, not some inscription on a stone.
Bye & lots of love,
Anna
PS: your question is a lot of fun though!
2007-06-08 07:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by *W*anna.sambuco*P* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like a little scrap of card that reads, "she gave us a choice between a headstone and a party"!
PS Peter O'Toole says that he plans for his to read 'it distresses us to return work which is not perfect' he got it from a dry cleaners - classic!
2007-06-07 15:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by koikoiboi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Dead, Just Pickled. Wake Me before Last Orders.
2007-06-08 11:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kevan M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was much loved...
But your question reminds me of a joke.
Yorkshire woman dies and husband tells monumental mason he want "She was thine" ont theadstone.
Mason phones man to tell him stone up & ready for inspection.
Man goes and sees inscription says "She was thin"
Angrily he phones the mason and complains that he'd missed the 'e' off!
Mason apologises and swears it will be put right by next week.
Next week man goes to check out headstone - it now reads "Eee, she was thin"
Makes me laugh anyway...;'oD
2007-06-07 12:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by franja 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go!"
OR
"I've Been In Tougher Situations Than This!"
OR
"The Best Is Yet To Come."
2007-06-07 13:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I druther not take up good earth with a stoopid shrine to my inability to accept the reality that is this phase of temporal existence.
tattoo on my butt should say if found in non functioning non repairable state, convert to fish food.
2007-06-07 12:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just want to be remembered as a good woman who lived a worthy life.
2007-06-07 12:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by maggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told you i was ill
(like spike milligan)
2007-06-11 07:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by tim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, can't talk to you right know, but leave a message, I'll try and get through later!
2007-06-07 20:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vacant due to the advent of immortality!
2007-06-08 00:58:43 · answer #11 · answered by Aine G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋