If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself?

Question

so you could go out and get some clothes? (Extra points for creativity)

Answer 1

I'd flaunt it freely

Answer 2

logiclly what i was already wearing but i kno you want something better than that so how about i wrap a towl around me and go out to my garden to pick some flowers, then i comeinside and rip the sheets from the bed. then, i would sew all the flowers onto the sheet and create a sleevless dress. i would need shoes because no shoes, no shirt, no service. for shoes i would take the string under my simk and tie in to a block of wood. then i could make flip-flops. if i had fabric, well i would just sew clothes but im guessing no fabric is available.

Answer 3

Funny Question!
I immediately thought about grabbing my two cats and placing them strategically,
but neither are de-clawed, so that would be a painful disaster!
In a hurry and needing to camoflauge, without the use of cloth, I guess I would smear peanut butter strategically and hope the bread would stay stuck in place long enough to get help from the neighbors. ;)

Answer 4

Are you saying this is a situation where there are absolutley no clothes in your house and you have to go to a store to get some??!! How the hell would that happen?

Well, I suppose a towel would make sense. Or a garbage bag.

Answer 5

Tie up the dining room tablecloth into a resemblence of a swimsuit cover up/sarong, add water to my hair, then go to the store acting like I just came from the beach/swimming pool.

Probably wouldn't work at Macy's, but you wouldn't get a second glance at Walmart.

Answer 6

I would use a Large TableCloth and wrap around me with some String. I would also cut me out enough Material to make some shoes to match. Heck I could start a New fad..

Answer 7

I would use 2 humongous plant leafs that I have in my house so I can cover the front and the back of me. I would tie a string to them so they wouldn't fall off. And then I would these pots that fit exactly around my foot for shoes...Hmm...I guess that's all!

Answer 8

i would cut holes in paper bag for my head and arms and this would be my shirt. Then, I would put post-it notes all over my bottom half and that would be my pants. Lastly, I would tape the top to the bottom of 2 shoeboxes and cut some holes for my feet and those would be my shoes. Stylin!

Answer 9

Towels. Blankets.

Answer 10

i was gonna say my bed spread but i would use my hockey gear. the shoulder and rib wrap would cover my chest and the griddle would cover my bottom half (a griddle is like a pair of pants but is padded so its about 2 inches thick and covers every thing). and if it was cold out id use my arm guards to act like long sleeves and shin wraps.

Answer 11

A jersey knit sheet, they have some stretch. I'd just take a queen sized one (I am tall) and wrap it around me like a halter topped gown, and get out shopping.