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I'm walking across the street with my mate today, this car rounds the corner with no intention of stopping, nearly run me down. Was it you? if so, why?

2007-06-07 09:20:25 · 52 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

52 answers

I'm sorry i had a dose of the shits and was needing to get to a toilet really badly.
Once again i apologise.

2007-06-07 09:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

I know I am a taxi driver and also used to drive a white van for a living but it wasn't honest. I have been stuck indoors all day with a bad knee.
But I on behalf of all road users I send you our collective apology.

2007-06-10 09:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

Wasn't me, and I'm strangely fascinated by your avatar so I'd like to keep you on a while longer...
maybe it was someone called Van Helsing (he's got a chip on his shoulder about vampires, werewolves...)

2007-06-07 09:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0 0

Sorry Mate, my brakes don't work & I couldn't put my feet out in time to stop!!!

2007-06-15 07:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am still learning to drive and have no insurance. Sorry I couldn't stop but I have to laugh about it now. Sorry dudes.

2007-06-15 02:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0 0

Yes im sorry even tho I dont have a car.

2007-06-15 08:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Wendie 6 · 0 0

I am innocent. I did not drive a car today ,I drove a horse carriage..

2007-06-14 21:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0 0

Big Gino he say it yous turn to get it for what yous owes him.

Next time yous go to bed yous find a horses head, don't complain.

2007-06-07 09:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Terry G 6 · 2 0

Sorry mate. I was trying to stop that big dog from attacking you.

2007-06-07 09:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

No, wasn't me! I don't drive, but if I ever take up driving lessons, stay off the pavements for safety's sake!! That means EVERYONE!!

2007-06-07 20:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 1 0

It was I, because semi-humans rate 55 points on our killometer.

2007-06-15 08:53:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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