2007-06-07 09:06:14 · 9 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Women get flowers, candy, perfume, lotion ... so, is there standard simple gifts men are connected to?
2007-06-07 09:07:14 · update #1
Here is a little joke that might help answer this one:
Her Perfect Day...
0815 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
0830 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
0845 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and
0915 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil.
1000 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
1030 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. 1200 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
1245 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has gained 7kg
1300 Shopping with friends - unlimited credit.
1500 Nap.
1600 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card from a secret admirer.
1615 Light workout at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
1730 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
1930 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing with compliments received from other diners/guests.
2200 Hot shower (alone).
2240 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
2315 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
His Perfect Day...
0600 Alarm.
0615 Bl** job.
0630 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
0700 Breakfast - rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench.
0730 Limo arrives.
0745 Several whiskeys en-route to airport.
0815 Flight in personal Lear jet.
0930 Limo to St. Andrews (bl** job en-route).
0945 Play front nine (2 under).
1145 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy. 3 lagers & bottle of Dom Perignon.
1215 Bl** job
1230 Play back nine (4 under).
1415 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys and more bl** jobs).
1430 Fly to Monte Carlo.
1600 Late afternoon fishing with female crew (all nude).
1630 Land world record Marlin (1245lbs) - on light tackle.
1700 Fly home - massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson.
1845 Sh**, shower and shave.
1900 Watch news - Michael Jackson murdered, marijuana and porn legalized.
1930 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon
1953, big juicy fillet steak, followed by ice cream served on a pair of t**s.
2030 Bl** job.
2100 Napoleon brandy and Cuban cigar in front of wall sized TV as you watch the superbowl.
2130 Sex with 3 women (all with lesbian tendencies).
2300 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing ale.
2330 Final bl** job.
2345 In bed alone.
2350 A 45 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
2351 Laugh self to sleep.
2007-06-07 09:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
some guys like to accept gifts for no apparent reason. usually would be men's accessories like ties and cuff links but video games, and food will suffice as well.
2007-06-07 16:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to sound crude but surprise blowjobs are top knotch. Apart from that the 1st answerer was pretty much on the money.
2007-06-07 16:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i don't appreciate gifts given for no reason but if i like it i'll keep it ,computer games, girl friends, the list can be great
2007-06-07 16:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by phil.4:5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is from a girlfriend, sex is definitely a great gift. If it is from a friend you would have to find out what he likes.
2007-06-07 16:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Big Dave 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
how about a porsche 911 X-)
2007-06-07 18:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a man. I am not into gifts. I have enough junk as it is.
2007-06-07 18:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
video games, porn, beer, food, tools would be my guess. most guys i know like all that.
2007-06-07 16:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Ember Halo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they are kinda picky.get him a watch.
2007-06-07 16:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by blah b 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋