How does it feel being pregnant and giving child birth compared to this?

Question

I'm sure you've heard this from a guy before, but getting it where it counts hurts like hell.

Years ago, a girl with a good grip once grabbed me by the balls squeezed unmercifully hard and it was an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10 and I wished I were dead for those 2 seconds.



Is giving birth even worse than that?

Answer 1

i dont have balls so i dunno if its worse but it sure as hell ranks up there with it. tell me if this is something u would like to experience....
pregnancy:
bloating, cramping, pressure everywhere u didnt know there could be pressure, peeing every ten minutes and a lot of the time u feel like u have to go really bad and only a few drops comes out...theres gas, and everytime u laugh or caugh it seems like a little bit of pee trickles out below..and some ppl even have some creamy white discharge that comes out and u feel like u have to change ur underwear every hour. ur boobs hurt and sometimes u have stufff shooting out of them everytime a baby makes a noise. u have headaches, backaches, leg aches and ur ankles, feet, toes, hands and fingers swell up like little sausages and then theres the whole thing with not being able to get comfy no matter what because the baby is pushing or pulling on something all the time not to mention kicking and punching you. then when it gets time to have the baby, u feel them pushing down into ur pelvic area which causes EVERYTHING down there to hurt...even ur legs. ur hips get wider, ur clothes are steadily getting smaller and u cant see ur feet!! then u push something the size of a watermelon out of a hole MUCH smaller than that...u get ripped open, ur skin is tearing apart while there is a human being climbing out of you ...theres blood and placenta and u get no privacy because everybody is peering between ur legs like theres a freakin circus goin on down there. somebody sews u up and then u get a kid attached to ur breast for the next however long u choose to breastfeed (if u choose to)...then u bleed for 6 wks straight while dealing with hormones that u can barely control...crying for no reason and not wanting anyone to touch you...and sometimes u just wish u could have sex but since ur bleeding and tired from the baby, thats out of the question and even if its not out of the question, for some women it hurts too much to even think about!! does that sound like an experience u wanna have? i know i sound so bitter but ive been pregnant three times, this is the third, so i've been dying to take it out on someone, lol. i hope u got a little laugh out of this, thats the only way i can keep myself from killing my husband and wondering why i ever had sex!

Answer 2

I am not sure that that is an accurate description of the pain... maybe if she's held it for 12-18 hours, like many labors last...

I think you would understnad the pain of childrbirth a little better if you would try this simple exercise:

1) Take your bottom lip, and grasp it between your thumb and forefinger.
2) Give it a tug.
3) Pull this bottom lip up over your face, over your hairline, to about the level of your ears on the back of your head.
4) Hold for about 3 minutes.
5) Repeat every five minutes for about 12 hours. Listen to people tell you to breathe, and that you don't really need pain meds.

I hope that helps you to have a little more sympathy for your fellow-woman.

Oh... and sorry about your balls.

Answer 3

Men will never know the pain women go through when they give birth. Just as women will never know the pain of having the sh** squeezed out of a scrotum. Men don't have the capability to bear children and women don't have balls. The only way this is remotely possible is a sex change and even then I'm pretty sure men turned into women can't bear a child, and women turned into men wouldn't have as much sensation as a natural man.

Answer 4

Ok so your pain lasted 2 secs...having birth is not just the labor part, it is 9 months of experiencing different kinds of pain you have never felt before..but as for the labor part get real u think having ur balls squeezed hurts more than giving birth you have no respect for what woman do then. Try having a size of a watermelon squeeze thru a size of a lemon

Answer 5

The pain is probably close to the same, only during child birth it's a constant severe pain that doesn't stop for hours, and sometimes even days. I couldn't imagine somethine feeling worse than the pain I had during childbirth.

Answer 6

Giving birth is 10 times worse than that, but we have pain meds. to help us cope!!! Imagine having the cramps you get after getting kicked in the balls for 1 1/2 min. every 2 min. for up to 48 hours, and then times that by 10...that is child birth for you!!!

Answer 7

That might be comparable to a transition contraction. Now, imagine that happening every 1-2 minutes, for 30seconds to a minute. This could go on for 45 minutes to several hours.

After that, comes the pain of actually delivering. That would be closer to passing a kidney stone.

Answer 8

Yes because it lasts for more that 2 seconds. Sometimes women are in labor for several hours and contractions feel like someone is twisting you inside. You have to be stupid to think your pain would possibly hurt more, especially only 2 seconds.

Answer 9

Giving birth is one of the most painful things you can do... Think about it this way....you have to crap REALLY BAD...go to the restroom to sit on the toilet and it wont come out, so you have to squeeze and squeeze...after about 10 minutes of trying here it comes....then only to feel like it is stuck to your insides and pulling them out your butt hole. Imagine a turd being 4 times bigger than your butt hole. Better yet, go eat a block of cheese and try to go poop...see how it feels.

I know that is kindav gross but it is true, a woman can tell you to piss out a watermelon and thats what it feels like but...are you ever gonna do that? NO. Well next time your taking a poop and it hurts your butt hole like HELL then think about birth. ;-) LOL.....sorry for the graphics. Good luck...

Answer 10

Maybe if you multiplied that by 10. Have you ever passed a kidney stone? If you have imagine a stone the size of a newborn coming out and then maybe you will get the picture.