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I never knew that if i had the flu, they'd send me home with a get well card. Wow lots of people in jail i guess dont know that trick yet. cough cough

2007-06-07 05:29:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

13 answers

Hell Ya if it worked for her it's got to work for you, right?

2007-06-07 05:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 5 1

Her "health issue" is she didn't want to eat because she didn't care for the food in jail. BFD! She wasn't put in there to critique the menu! Apparently the doctors were afraid she wouldn't get enough to eat! She is such a waste of our time and energy!

2007-06-07 05:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 1 0

She has the game down... it's called last name Hilton and the game of Monopoly and she picked the "get out of jail free" card.

2007-06-07 05:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by LM 5 · 4 0

Yeah, but complaining is fun...

Say you have diarrhea and maybe you will be sent home early... it always got me checked out early from school. It could work for jail.

I say we start a petition to put her back in jail!

2007-06-07 05:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pixie D 4 · 2 0

yes!! the American Justice system has a price and that is Paris millions,I mean Paris Hilton!

2007-06-07 05:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dondi 3 · 2 0

Dear Paris Hilton, "YOU SUCK!" ( ^ _ ^ ) And now we continue with our regular scheduled program.

2007-06-07 05:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kooties 5 · 1 0

I was so unaware that if I too had herpes, they`d send me home whenever I had a flare up.

2007-06-07 05:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by 3 · 3 0

What if you had like HIV, would that be a valid excuse to get out? LOL

2007-06-07 05:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by rossy14_14 2 · 1 0

That was just a cover they used. She was really suffering from penis withdrawal.

2007-06-07 05:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by p00756 4 · 2 0

Not only that, but apparently you don't even have to tell them what it is and you can get out. Sheesh!!

2007-06-07 05:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Navigator 7 · 4 0

Only if you are stinking rich and famous for absolutely no reason.

2007-06-07 05:32:54 · answer #11 · answered by son_of_glen 5 · 2 0

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