While the type and class of truck is irrelevant to the final outcome, extra points will be awarded for detailed descriptions of how the running over went down...
2007-06-07 04:21:24 · 5 answers · asked by piperjoe68 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
lmao hilarious question.
I'll go with a Mack Truck since I have no clue about the whole class and type thing...
Description:
It'd been a long night at the set that night. Nancy was tired and all she wanted to do was get back home to that lonely apartment and feed her 10 cats. She could see it now. Opening up several cans of cat food and dishing out to her kitties. She'd throw the spoon into the sink.. but then realizing that she had not the energy to prepare her own dinner, she would pick the spoon back up and start to scrape the inside of the cans. Eating whatever was left over. It was how she spent many of her nights these days.
Thoughts of earlier in the evening started to flood her mind. She didn't know how much longer she could feign sympathy for the guests that appeared on her show on a regular basis. How many young pretty girls could go missing? It was to the point that they all looked the same and she just wanted to call them by their description. "That one white girl with the brunette hair that was at that party doing X a couple of nights ago... what's her name again?"
She leaned back in her chair, sighing. "Consuella! Get in here and take off this make-up!" She felt like firing someone. Consuella would do. But she'd wait til she finished scraping the make up off of her face. Everyday it was the same. She'd come in, her face would get slathered and plastered with some beige looking guck. She'd have a half of tin of eyeshadow brushed over her eyelids and she'd go out onto the set and sit behind her desk... She'd twist around to make sure that her "good side" was showing. She'd put the "proper amount of" anguish in her voice and she'd spend the entire show that way.
Feeling only slightly better after she handed Consuella her walking papers, she was ready to go home. Gathering up her things, she headed for the back door.
On the way out, she almost tripped over the janitor. He was in the way. She wanted him fired. But he didn't work for her. She was still fuming as she exited and started to stomp her away across the parking lot. She didn't even notice the harsh glare of the MACK TRUCK's headlights as it came barreling down on her. She glanced up in shock and awe and her arms went a-flailing. The truck-driver panicked momentarily and started to slam on the brakes. Over the roar of the engine, he heard a scream, and "STOP!!" The voice was all too familiar to him. Where had he heard that voice? Realization struck him with a start as his eyeballs zero'd in on Nancy. " IT'S THAT C@#T!!" Slamming on the ACCELERATOR he rams the MACK TRUCK into her and watched as her small, yet stocky, frame flew into the air.
He watched as her body went up, as if in slow motion.. Her blonde hair, never moved. He was amazed by that. Even with such a force, that nest remained in place. He watched as her body pounded into the earth, bouncing once. He swore that it must have left a dent in the concrete. Getting out of the truck, he started to run up to her and feigned horror. "Help! Somebody call 9-1-1!"
Reaching Nancy, he leaned forward to check for any signs of life. He reached towards her and jumped back with a start when one eyelid popped open and she her mouth began to move. He couldn't hear her so he moved closer... her voice was a soft whisper, hoarse and he had to place his ear nearly upon her lips... Finally... finally, he could hear what she was trying to say.
"Goodnight friend."
2007-06-07 04:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by DeAnna 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say a minus one. How about if she were run over by a semi driven by the husband of the woman who committed suicide because of her? I don't even watch Headline News in the evenings anymore because I can't stand her.
2007-06-07 04:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha to the pelfrey remark, im a mets fan toooo [=. butt on the size i could say a pair of 9 LOL thinking he blew them the sport whilst appropriate now they couldve been cheering as a exchange of having their season over. how could desire to he no longer get ONEE out to win them the sport whilst theyre 2 runs up? questionable.
2016-11-26 22:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd only go for it if she had Rita Cosby with her.
2007-06-07 04:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, you must be on her radar. Are you a child molester or ax murderer?
2007-06-07 04:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋