What's your weapon of choice?

Answer 1

my weapon of choice is "a woman scorned" nothing and i MEAN nothing is scarier or more vicious than a woman scorned ....

i shall carry one inside my pocket at all times....... if i am attacked i will just take it out and throw it at the attacker.........

if that fails then i shall resort to carrying a "very small but angry Chinese person" with intent..... they may sound like they are saying yabadabadoo but they can be very dangerous when thrown like a lightweight fly kicking missile

Answer 2

I prefer the Zionic Collaborated X-658.7 tactile motion detection sensing kiwi shooter for close combat.

For long range nothing beats the P-5dt6 over range atomic polarised carrot distorter.

Answer 3

Naughty Chav.
*wink*
lol

Answer 4

A rapier wit and a Glock model 19.

Answer 5

I go for my nice 6 cell maglite as to the police it is a torch officer :) and to the up to no good person it is a whacking great heavy head caver!

Answer 6

If I absolutely had to use one then I'd choose the M1 Abrams battle tank. Chances are I'd not be able to actually do any damage to anyone, but I think I'd be pretty safe too.

Answer 7

My 9 MM semi-automatic

Answer 8

A Snickers bar! Have you heard the sound of one hitting a guys head (on the ad with Mr T)? Its gotta be my nu one choice! :D xx

Answer 9

SILENCE.

You cant touch it, see it or hold it but it can be the most damaging weapon going.

Silence is so powerful.

Answer 10

A rolling pin