A bus stops and two italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
" Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul -mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi".
2007-06-06 23:15:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tee-Hee-Ha-Ha-pmsl very good sweety-itsa the way you tella them--lol
2007-06-06 23:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I've read that before but I forgot the punchline
2007-06-07 06:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, too early in the morning for this. but funny
2007-06-07 06:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by fanny7336 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one !
2007-06-07 06:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by John M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes i'm ready.
2007-06-07 06:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-07 06:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute.
2007-06-07 14:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by poisonberries 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....mama mia thats-a spicy a meat-a-balla...ummm.. i mean joke...lol
2007-06-07 06:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute clo...where is your lovely pic...I miss it
2007-06-07 07:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by skipper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nyahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahha
2007-06-07 06:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋