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I have just arrived from Mars, there must be some inteligent life out there, I have seen those who resemble your leaders at something called the G8, but are there any real human beings still on this planet. There were when we last visited in 1959, and left our eminersary, you now him as Cliff Richard, as you can see we Marshans do not age.

2007-06-06 19:15:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

19 answers

LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU CAN

oh and can i come? ='(

2007-06-06 19:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by MAK 4 · 2 0

That could be difficult at this time.Your emissary is still about somewhere,I haven't seen him lately but he has not aged much since your last visit.Would suggest you see him first so that he can put you in touch with the current situation.Hang around for a year or so and the leader you are looking for will emerge from the crowd.

2007-06-07 03:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Fear not little Martian, as soon as we find our leader, we will take you to him.
So your from Mars, well that's handy cause we think you have Bin larden there so we will be invading your planet and enforcing our will onto your people, for now you are under house arrest until we can pin something on you. Tough break, but we hate illegal immigrants.

2007-06-07 02:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try Google Spellcheck, our exalted highness, whose wisdom we question not. Viva la Marshans, who do not age. Viva la some other stuff, too.

2007-06-07 02:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by duaner87421 3 · 1 0

Yes, I will get the great leader for you (Shouts upstairs) "DAD There's another of those flamin' Martians at the door who says he wants to speak to you"
Best wishes, MIke.

2007-06-07 02:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by georgiansilver 4 · 1 0

Meet me back by the gazebo [you know the one] because I have been carrying one of your crew's baby since 1959, and I am ready to deliver, dammit.

2007-06-07 02:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2 0

Can you come back in a couple of years? Our current leader is indisposed towards intelligent life... -Sorry.

2007-06-07 02:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1 0

God is my leader and Bush is a great one for the US. Can you tell your fellow aliens from the Democratic party to go back home. They are not needed and just so annoying and immoral. Thanks a bunch Martianman! Kisses!

2007-06-07 02:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd like to mate , but nobody knows what planet our leader is on !!

2007-06-07 02:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1 0

If you've only just arrived, why does your user profile have so many points? Just saying...

2007-06-07 02:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Richard S 5 · 1 0

go see bush as he is a true space man

2007-06-07 02:20:09 · answer #11 · answered by chav69 5 · 1 1

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