If I wish to become vegan, is there a special finishing school I can go to in order to learn pomposity?

Answer 1

oooooo, you go girl !!!!!!

I bet that would steam their broccoli.

Answer 2

Personally I am an unrepentant omnivore, but I support your decision to become a vegan or vegetarian if your empathy for animals keeps you from eating meat. My diet does consist primarily of grains, with some animal by products, fruits, vegetables, etc. but probably approximately 10-15% (by mass) is from animal proteins. I understand that some people can feel empathy for animals and not want to eat meat. Personally I am not real big on watching any of my food being processed from raw materials. I used to work in a produce department in a grocery store, and haven't been able to enjoy eating watermelon for approximately 24 years after that time now. It's just a matter of perspective really. I'm pretty sure if you witnessed some of the things I've seen in produce many fruits and vegetables would turn you off as well. For example does anyone enjoy those spider eggs inside your grapes? Didn't notice them perhaps? That was a produce department worker cleaning up the telltale signs. Sometimes it helps to be a little bit ignorant about our food unless you are not of a delicate disposition. Myself I can understand where vegetarians are coming from, I feel similarly about several items of produce after my experience. I hope this helps.

Answer 3

Unfortunately, no. However, I can teach you everything you need to know in my online course, "Pretention and Pomposity," for three easy payments of only $99.99.

Answer 4

Just go to your local Nature Foods store and you can learn by doing firsthand! Quite an experience really to get the dagger eyes from all those lesbian dike b!tches that don't wear bras or shave their pits. Do you notice that they all smoke unfiltered Camels? Weird.

Answer 5

If you think "pomposity" only applies to vegans, you are sadly mistaken. There are nice vegans too - they are more quiet.

Answer 6

Yes, it is located in San Francisco.
You must have a Prius to enroll, and not bathe frequently

Answer 7

I don't think You have to go to a special school, to move to VEGAS.

Answer 8

no there are no such schools but there are some web sites to become you have to avoid non veg and all diary products more at http://articles.guidemegreen.com/

Answer 9

r u kidding? don't become a vegan. that's really hilarious. there is no point in that.

Answer 10

Nah! just keep on grindin' those carrots & celery, doll!!!!!
...and remember stand tall and march to the tune of your own drummer.......................