Never get into a spitting contest with a llama.
2007-06-06 17:13:50
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answer #1
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answered by ? 3
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It's dangerous to beat your chest if you have a heart of stone. — Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Terrorism is the war by the poor, and war is terrorism by the rich. — Peter Ustinov
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions. —Albert Einstein
2007-06-07 00:17:11
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answer #2
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answered by H 2
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Well, did you know Koby Bryant wants to be traded from the Lakers.
It's true, and the other players are all for it, cause then they have a chance to get the basketball!!
2007-06-07 00:38:58
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm "amusin' the yidiot" right now!
2007-06-07 00:21:23
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answered by Sticky 2
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so what would you like me to do , a back flip, stand on your head, juggle your balls ? ohhh, witty saying ? sorry can't think of one
2007-06-07 00:18:53
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answer #5
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answered by Lavender 7
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Never stick anything larger than your elbow in your ear?
2007-06-07 00:17:11
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answered by Anonymous
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You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there."
2007-06-07 00:18:55
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answer #7
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answered by Firespider 7
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when my boss fired a screw-up... he'd say,
"even a turkey knows when it's Thanksgiving."
that always cracked me up.
2007-06-07 00:15:07
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answer #8
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answered by Amaris in Wonderland 6
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If dogs had wings, would they still lick their privates?
2007-06-07 00:12:58
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answer #9
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answered by knight2001us 6
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I hate that stupid flying car~
2007-06-07 00:18:24
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answer #10
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answered by lady luck 6
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