I'm bored...be random!!!?

Question

Gimme a goofty random answer, it can be funny, weird, philosophical, whatever as long as it random!

Answer 1

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Answer 2

How can you be so sure that you are bored... bored of what? Isnt boredom just a state of mind just like pleasure? If boredom is equal to pleasure, why dont we get bored when we are having fun? And why dont we have fun when bored? I have no idea what I'm saying.... let me know if you do! LOL

Answer 3

"Harmony's a vampire? She must be "dying" without a reflection!"
~ Sarah Michelle Gellar from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.

Answer 4

Cheese Soda tastes like Gravy..

Answer 5

try majic mushrooms i only did it once but it was an experience i will ne er forget my god i could look at myseff in a mirror and say shape of a monkey and my face would turn into a monkeys face i would say face of a lion and my face would turn into a lion it was unreal at one point i turn ed i nto a lizard for real i had lizzard feet it was unreal but so real at the same time

Answer 6

a blonde walks into a barbershop wearing headphones and sits down in a chair and asks for a haircut
the barber replies that she needs to take off her headphones
she tells him that she cant
the barber reaches out and removes them
the blonde falls dead
the barber puts the headphones to his ear and hears:'inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale...'



so two blondes are sitting on a beach one night and one says to the other
which do you think is farther away- miami or the moon
the other replies
duh! you cant see miami from here!


There was 3 blonde girls. 1 blonde girl has 1 sister. She is blonde 2. Blonde 2 has a Cousin. Which makes her Blonde 3.

Blonde 1: OK ready to go? im ready to go watch my favorite movie at the theaters!

Blonde 2: Yes im ready! grab your purse u have the passes!

Blonde 1 Was busy fixing her hair when her sister told her to get the passes

Blonde 1: Yeah Yeah!

Doorbell: DING DONGGGGGG

Blonde 2: Oh hey! (she answered the door)

Blonde 3: Hi ready to go to the science class??

Blonde 1 and 2: YES!

Blonde 1 grabed her purse and inside were tampons

Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

Death Row in Women's Prison

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"



joke 2:
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

joke 3:A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

joke 4:
Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard someone yell "'Look at those two assholes on that camel!!'"

Answer 7

4 < ... ok, now that that issue is resolved, let's talk about the attributes of the rare and distinctive Madagascar Pudding tree ....never mind , no time my tennis shoe is broken so it's "off to the dentist for me" !

Answer 8

Did you know the book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention the name of God?

Answer 9

Purple monkey dishwasher

Answer 10

All that was will be again, unless somebody already smoked all the Timothy Leary