I am really dating myself with this answer, but the worst, most pathetically amateurish, childish song I've ever heard is "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band. It is just like something some nerdy high school kids would do if they never saw MTV or set foot in a city. The tune is like the equivalent of a nursery rhyme for teens. The lyrics are so bad they remind me of the satiric "mock"-umentary, This Is Spinal Tap. One of the songs was called "Sex Farm", and one of the lyrics read: "Sex farm, Sex farm. I want to be your hired hand".
The lyrics of Afternoon Delight are embarrassingly corny. If you had a mentally challenged child, who said, "Mommy I'm a big boy now. I don't want to listen to Sesame Street anymore", this is the mindless sing-song CD you would buy him (sample of lyrics below):
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
2007-06-07 00:44:25
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answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7
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2017-01-10 17:22:58
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answered by Anonymous
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I Got Me Some Bapes - Soulja Boy
That song is so dumb. Its just some fool bragging about his material possessions. The beat has too much bass. I bet he doesn't even know how to play an instrument. Hope I'm wrong.
2007-06-06 15:55:45
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answered by Snickers 2
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Probably Barbie Girl from Aqua... I mean... it was just bad.
2007-06-06 15:51:21
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answered by Jacinthe 1
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any of this new age r&b...
open the door
turn on the light
take off your left shoe
and then the right
go to the kitchen
get some greasy chicken...
i mean...must i sing more?
2007-06-06 16:40:45
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answered by la21unica 4
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Uhm..anything by Dashboard Confessional. They just SUCK.
2007-06-06 16:36:34
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answered by Anonymous
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THE hamster dance
2007-06-06 16:03:08
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answered by MiRaNdA rOsE 6
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Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio. Has no meaning to it.
2007-06-06 15:52:22
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answered by Run to the Hills 2
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lip gloss by lil mama
2007-06-06 15:50:21
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answered by -мari♥ 5
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crazy car by the naked brothers band
2007-06-06 15:48:44
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answered by martialartist1113 1
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