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It's not until Oct. so I have time to find the PERFECT gift!

What do you get a woman who has everything? Perfect husband, great daughter, nice career, stolen White House furniture...what?

2007-06-06 12:41:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

25 answers

a book for her and her husband on personal ethics at work....

- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court

2007-06-06 12:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 8 1

maybe something long, thick and hard, like a pogo stick she could jump up and down on.

nah, that doesn't work for the big powerful woman like that, how about a real life, one that is her own, not one that belongs to a used car salesman.

Sorry lady, but this whole thing with this commie really disgusts me, like the useful idiots who will respond hatefully to your question, like the evil in AMerica.

Aw gee I forgot one Auntie, a new chairman Mao suit, hers is looking a little old.

2007-06-06 13:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by rmagedon 6 · 4 0

No remark no longer the guy i could recommend for president with each and every of the money she has floating around and the place it comes from i could be very leary balloting for somebody like her.yet you're able to do what ever you want its a unfastened u . s ..

2016-10-07 00:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I would get her a block of cheese and a washcloth with an enclosed card reading:

'Happy Birthday you dirty rat!'

2007-06-06 18:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by digitalwrangler 3 · 2 0

How bout one of those Flesh light things? It should remind her of Bill.

2007-06-06 13:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

How about some good morals .

2007-06-06 14:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by cheech 4 · 2 0

A prayer rug

2007-06-06 12:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

"Hillary Clinton just called and invited me to her birthday party - what should I get her?"

I don't know what she needs, but I think you need some meds for the hallucinations.

2007-06-06 12:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7 4

A one-way ticket to Zimbabwe.

2007-06-06 12:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 4

A personality?
VOTE OUT ALL INCUMBENTS

2007-06-06 13:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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