2007-06-06 10:22:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Bush would never be able to take a dump in the woods.
The squirrels would preemptively strike, as soon as they realized he intended to release a weapon of mass destruction.
2007-06-06 10:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Informed 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No it would create a shock wave. The wave would travel through the air until it hit an ear. The ear drum would vibrate those little bones which would cause the fluid in the ear to move some hairs. The nerves attached to the hairs would transport an impulse to the brain. Once in the brain if you insist that shock wave could be classed as a sound, but its really a feeling.
2007-06-06 19:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presidents don't produce waste. Only plebs like you and I do that. Sound requires witnesses and no one witnesses a presidential excrement. See link below.
2007-06-06 17:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by ycats 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a dump in the woods :)))
2007-06-06 17:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes itd sound like weapons of mass destruction
2007-06-06 23:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by riaz4918 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if an intelligent human being were close enough to hear it.
2007-06-06 17:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by jsardi56 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes. and it would sound like political rhetoric, and leave a big steaming pile of policy.
2007-06-06 19:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would it be any different from the rest of his bodily emanations?
2007-06-06 19:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by Malcolm D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - because he would get Karl Rove to do it for him. Pax - C
2007-06-06 17:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't see why not, he would hear it, and so would the media.
2007-06-06 17:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋