A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"
Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her he Working Class. Now your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him, he finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to is parent's room and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
2007-06-06 08:12:56 · 25 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The next morning, the little boy says to to his father " I think I understand Politics now."
The father replies, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think it is."
The boy promptly answers, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep trouble."
2007-06-06 08:14:01 · update #1
Great joke! Thank you. I work for a government and my co-workers at the courthouse think it's a winner. Glad to see folks in the politics forum with a sense of humor. I give everyone a thumbs-up who answered this. Seriously, the political forum can be so hateful. You just did us all a big favor.
2007-06-06 08:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by David M 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a apartment in a brand new housing growth and a girl replied the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little desktop I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so forth. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She mentioned, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not acquired the vigour on but!"
2016-09-05 23:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think it is funny but in the up and up you sure are correct about that somebody always trying to screw somebody over.
2007-06-06 08:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by m24g34 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! Two Thumbs up & a Star!
2007-06-06 08:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its really funny and set with the realities
2007-06-06 08:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by diana s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yikes! Busted :p
2007-06-06 08:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Wildflower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Definitely a good one!
2007-06-06 08:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by genmalia 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice job!
2007-06-06 08:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to laugh, but this, unfortunately, is to close to the truth.
2007-06-06 08:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-06-06 08:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by infobrokernate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋