mine was...
Carpenters use hammers... Plumbers fix pipes... Marines kill people.
2007-06-06 08:12:48 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just saw this yesterday.......
I'm only speeding because I have to poop!
2007-06-06 08:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mandy Cat 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
It said: " I'm only speeding because I have to Poop!" I actually bought the thing for my brother. You can use it as a magnet or pull the sticker off and permanently stick it on your car. My brother chose to put it on his fridge. LOL! I have another that says : " Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." Weird, I know...
2007-06-06 08:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Tigerlilly D™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. There's alot.
*PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals
*Look Out-I Drive Just Like You
*It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do
*Work Harder-Millions on Wellfare depend on you
*Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell phones do
*If the screams from my trunk bother you, turn up your radio!
*HOW FAST WAS I GOING, OFFICER?
NOT FAST ENOUGH, I GUESS...
2007-06-06 08:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is two of them:
1. If you're reading this, you are an a**hole!!!
2. I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I don't know hiw far I can stick my head up my a**.
2007-06-06 08:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by ~bubbles~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet."
"Welcome to Texas, now go the F--- home." (I really did see this, probably my second week in Texas...still wonder how they knew. Must have been my silly driving habits, like stopping for red lights and using my turn signal. Don't do that anymore. Been here too long.
2007-06-06 08:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It had this guy on it http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/munch/munch.scream2.jpg and it said something like "Bush Again?!"
But this reminds me of a bit my favorite comedian, Steven Wright, said... "I got pulled over the other day and the cop told me 'You know the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?' and I said 'Yeah but I wasn't going to be out that long..'. "
Lol.
2007-06-06 08:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ethen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just saw this one last night, lifted my mood a little
"your child might be the student of the month but you drive like an idiot"
2007-06-06 08:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red violets are blue cheney's going hunting i'd duck if i were you.
i just did a search and found these: "i have good brakes. do you have good insurance?" "Cats: nature's little speed bumps" "Bush + Dick = SCREWED" "Not tonight dear I have DSL" "Tom Brokaw for President" " Different Bush same BU--SH--" " I'm too poor to vote Republican but too smart to vote Democrat" " Dad's the boss right Mommy?"
2007-06-06 08:15:50 · answer #8 · answered by jessicamichelle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My sister put one in the back window of the car that says
"Real friends help you move the bodies"
2007-06-06 08:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Caution! Do not wash this vehicle! It is currently undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.
2007-06-06 08:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by groovytarheel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny but it's the ebst i've seen- Get on the other lane this one is mine.
2007-06-06 08:18:17 · answer #11 · answered by roaaaarrrrr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋