will she just pray that Harold, her pet beaver will bite my finger off. I've always hated that damn thing, and he's never liked me, but if I'm nice to it, maybe I'll get lucky more often.
2007-06-06 05:55:45 · 21 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
So confused, lol. Pet the beaver. I don't care which one. It's a nice way to show you care. ;)
2007-06-06 05:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Straight Shooter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The beaver will excited and your wife will get excited when the beaver bites you.
2007-06-06 05:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jacques 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...did you just get done listening to Primus' song about Winona's Beaver???
If not, listen to it...or read the lyrics....they are very specific about how to handle beavers!
2007-06-06 06:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by Brutally Honest 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pet beavers have a grand tendency to bite if rubbed the wrong way !!
2007-06-06 06:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by crazicowgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends. Is it a snapping beaver?
2007-06-06 06:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by John Timothy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your wife will dissappear as the figment of your imagination that she is and the closest you will get to a beaver is yet another night surfing granny porn by yourself.
2007-06-06 06:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try kissing her on the neck first and get her pet beaver warmed up a little before you just rip off her panties and ravage her.
2007-06-06 06:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Thanks for letting me off the hook!
I thought you actually gave her "nanny" a pet name like beaver ............ I really tried not too imagine what it must have looked like.
2007-06-06 06:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by dadgonewild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like petting my wife's Beaver............. and sometimes it likes me!
2007-06-06 06:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah she will love it, esp if you feed her beaver some wood
2007-06-06 06:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋