2007-06-06 04:55:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
No I don't fear lawn gnomes. Squirrels is what you gotta look out for. They planning something, I'll tell you.
2007-06-06 07:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by eggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fear my underwear comes alive at night.. As they frequently disappear when I search for them the nxt morning! I feel the subject of pants growing legs and making a mad dash for the door at night is greatly under looked! Also, socks seem to do the same vanishing act.... Do u think the lawn gnomes may play a part in this?
2007-06-06 05:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I have begun to set little traps for them, baited with cheese. I have caught a chipmunk, but it seems that the lawn gnomes are far cleverer.
I must come up with a new plan to prove that they do walk freely when the full moon is high.
2007-06-06 05:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Deino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe lawn gnomes get stolen by people like me in the middle of the night....
2007-06-07 03:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawn gnomes are not to be feared. They are to be thanked for the travel discounts they can get for us. ;p
2007-06-06 13:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by BethS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and the skinny dip in the bird bath. I just can't do a thing with them, the hardheaded little brats!
2007-06-07 16:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, they always seem to get me good deals on flights and hotel rooms.
2007-06-06 05:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by starlet_rach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, there is one on the expedia commercials.
2007-06-06 05:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by overkill96 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG yes how did you know?? Is there a support group???
2007-06-06 05:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by soleolunar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
^ No because I know my Pink Flamingo's will eat them.
2007-06-07 19:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋